apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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That's funny!! Cops suck around me . . .Real assholes
what makes it fake? i read this science report and it turns out police officers are actual real people that actually can say funny things. this could have very well happened.
it's definitely true. happened in College Station to a friend.
I don't see why you'd WANT to remember those nights! :P
Fuck yessss! Reppin h-town trick!
yeah, when he was saying "spread those legs" he wasn't thinking about your shoes. Did he have his hand on his night stick?
8:24 that's vile and your pathetic
U would think a sober person especially a cop would know better if ur so drunk ur puking on urself u don't understand shit and probably have alchol poisoning. I sa this fake
I only want you in my pocket if you promise not to vomit in there.
Hahah it's Houston! I don't think this is fake. Sounds like a cop, at least one with a Southern accent.
It doesn't have to be h-town. There is spring and conroe and the woodlands. But yaaa that's pretty awesome!!!! Haha
"why can't I remember those nights?!"
because you already puked your brains out?
ah yes.... those fun filled college days i kinda remember.
not fake. happened last week in college station!
hahaha that's fucking hilarious..
that made me laugh.. lol
houston cops are the shit man
This WOULD happen with a Houston cop.
832? God I love Houston
He wanted him to spread his legs... And bend over.
Some day a cop will tell me to spread my legs for him. I just know it!!!
Repin Houston !!