apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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what makes it fake? i read this science report and it turns out police officers are actual real people that actually can say funny things. this could have very well happened.
That's funny!! Cops suck around me . . .Real assholes
it's definitely true. happened in College Station to a friend.
I don't see why you'd WANT to remember those nights! :P
Fuck yessss! Reppin h-town trick!
yeah, when he was saying "spread those legs" he wasn't thinking about your shoes. Did he have his hand on his night stick?
I only want you in my pocket if you promise not to vomit in there.
8:24 that's vile and your pathetic
U would think a sober person especially a cop would know better if ur so drunk ur puking on urself u don't understand shit and probably have alchol poisoning. I sa this fake
It doesn't have to be h-town. There is spring and conroe and the woodlands. But yaaa that's pretty awesome!!!! Haha
not fake. happened last week in college station!
Hahah it's Houston! I don't think this is fake. Sounds like a cop, at least one with a Southern accent.
"why can't I remember those nights?!"
because you already puked your brains out?
ah yes.... those fun filled college days i kinda remember.
hahaha that's fucking hilarious..
that made me laugh.. lol
This WOULD happen with a Houston cop.
houston cops are the shit man
832? God I love Houston
Some day a cop will tell me to spread my legs for him. I just know it!!!
He wanted him to spread his legs... And bend over.
Repin Houston !!