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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.

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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college

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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way

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Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.

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I'm moving there. Get me hired.

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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.

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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"

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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.

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What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited

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(607): View more from New York

Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.

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