Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
