im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.