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  All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.

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• darren criss, i rest my case.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:59pm

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• Harry Potter geeks are better lovers. It's tried, tested and true.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:49pm

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• It definitely is, 9.38. Last time it was a guy in Ed Hardy and god knows who else. A chewbacca lookalike or something?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:57am

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• I actually find geeks quite cute. I'd rather date a nerdy guy than a cocky cunt. Anyday.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 6:27pm

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• God bless you for choosing Harry Potter, you need to give us a chance every once in a while or more. Plus, you gotta remember, we're more interested in getting you off than the asshole would ever be.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:40am

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• 11:17 - took the words right outta my mouth. fuck you op

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 7:37pm

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• "Finally, I get a chance to try out my largus erectus spell!"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:12am

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• this text gives me hope

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:27am

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• OMG 8:37, A VERY POTTER MUSICAL!!!!! Darren is hot...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:31am

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• stupid stupid repeat

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:27pm

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• Already been done with frodo, this site is trending down.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:49am

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• Darren Criss, definitely. Alex Carpenter, Jason Munday, Tyler Nicholas... the list goes on.

  Submitted by katien22 on Aug 8, 10 at 1:03am

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• i'd rather hang out with a harry potter geek than OP, who sounds like a conceited bitch.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:17am

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• 11:12am: As a Harry Potter fan and a geek guy, I lol'ed!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:23pm

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• Yes its a repeat but everything is anymore. Geeks are hot.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:56pm

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• (901): oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass(901): fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:25pm

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• hey some harry potter geeks are hot.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:59am

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• i would have taken the asshole

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:04am

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• I'd do the Harry Potter geek :D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:00am

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• pretty sure this is a repeat.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:38am

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• assholes finish first.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:19am

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• Didnt you see that musical? Harry Potter is hung like a horse.

  Submitted by smooth_shuffler on Nov 10, 11 at 1:31am

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• I would have gone for the asshole ... Daddy issues.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:46pm

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• hey hey hey, as a harry potter geek i resent this. i probably get more than you though, so its okay.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:04pm

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• I'm thinking these aren't texts anymore, just unoriginal shit that people wish they got texted to them.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:01am

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• wait what... this was just posted a couple weeks ago

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:42pm

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• 11:12, you are officially my new hero.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:26am

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• i'd take the harry potter geek any day <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:34am

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• Harry Potter geeks get more than this hater probably does. PS- Thank you 5:59 and 8:37pm! Darren Criss FTW! ^_^

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:01pm

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• Hey, potter fans can be sexy. Let his basilisk slytherin your chamber of secrets, then you'll know.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:31am

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• OMG DARREN CRISS <3 <3 <3 SO HOTTTT

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 8:37pm

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• Yes this is definitely a repost.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:57pm

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