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  • 66 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:01pm
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    i am watching the half-blood price right now

  • 64 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:45am
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    Wrong. Harry Potter is fuckable, any place, any time.

  • 57 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:50pm
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    But Ron weasley is a different story...

  • 56 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:14am
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    How the fuck did 6:36 do that?????

  • 58 48
    Submitted by anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:03am
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    Hermione can polish my nimbus any day

  • 52 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:38pm
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    Haha I'd fuck Harry any where any time ;D whoo yay 847 area code!

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:08pm
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    Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me??

  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:15pm
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    Hahah sex while flying?? That would be AMAZING.

  • 51 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:11pm
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    This sounds logistically difficult

  • 52 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:11am
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    Or if he shoved it in your ass? --Locke

  • 51 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:21am
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    But if his junk is on the broom he would need to get off of the broom so really this makes no sense.

  • 51 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:48pm
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    First bitches and motherfuckers!!!!!!

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:21pm
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    firebolt 5000. I'd fuck any of the weasly boys.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:59pm
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    Good ol Chicago burbs. Wonder if I know this person?

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:59am
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    I'd fuck Snape. He's so damn sexy.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:25pm
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    I fucked Harry the other night. Turns out he's nicknamed his dick the Firebolt.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:12am
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    I can't feel sex anymore so I inject heroin into my penis

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:28pm
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    mmmm...me too!!

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