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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?

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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?

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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad

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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter

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