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  • 64 37
    Submitted by midnight on Feb 3, 10 at 4:33pm
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    Depending on her age, this isn't really all that shocking.

  • 65 39
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 3, 10 at 2:09pm
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    So she's drank 32 bottles of wine in her life. If she's out of highschool, this isn't really very impressive.

    • 46 62
      Submitted by that_girl_123 on Feb 4, 10 at 12:56pm
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      it would actually be 16 bottles\n8 shelves each with 2 bottles on each shelf\nand that's way less impressive

      • 56 56
        Submitted by mylegsohgodmyleg on Feb 4, 10 at 2:36pm
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        Girls are bad at math. 2 bottles on each side, 4 bottles per shelf, 8 shelves. QED 32. Either way this text sucks.

  • 68 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:13pm
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    ....So?

  • 65 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:33pm
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    Yeah I'm having a hard time figuring out wtf this text is doing on this site. Just saying.

  • 63 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:37pm
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    Marry her

  • 62 41
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 3, 10 at 1:13pm
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    At least she reads....I guess?

  • 58 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:56pm
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    How would an empty bottle hold books? Nonetheless, that's a really good idea

  • 61 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:55pm
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    Hahaha! Ching chang chong!

  • 56 51
    Submitted by MadeInDade305 on Feb 3, 10 at 1:14pm
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    That text is about as cool as popped collars.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:24pm
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    This actually sounds like a bad idea. Empty wine bottles are neither heavy nor hard to tip over, and they are too long to be used on their sides

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:41am
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    This makes as much sense as a chode

  • 50 50
    Submitted by manwithbalaklava on Feb 3, 10 at 1:28pm
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    (404): Cool not found.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:12pm
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    That's not terrible at all. A nice bottle of wine with dinner isn't abnormal.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:20pm
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    Lmao 1:43

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:43pm
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    In communist China we use bookshelf as wine bottle

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:06pm
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    In soviet Russia, she uses dildos... - Soviet Russian 

  • 37 33
    Submitted by gardnjul on Dec 20, 10 at 4:17am
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    this girl sounds awesome. super classy too. don't let her slip through your fingers.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:11pm
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    4:48-- 2x2x8=32... Try again

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:48pm
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    2:09-- 2x8=16...

    • 64 47
      Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Feb 3, 10 at 9:22pm
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      two on EACH side. which means 4 bottles per shelf.. 4 x 8 = 32. (:

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:04pm
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    First!!! Maybe second...

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:21pm
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    11 bottles?

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:40pm
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    In Soviet Russia, wine bottles use HER as bookends!

  • 14 21
    Submitted by spidergirl426 on Nov 28, 11 at 9:14am
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    And a voice whispered "red flag"