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(973): View more from New Jersey

They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.

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(801): View more from Utah

Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes

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(915): View more from Texas

I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.

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(432): View more from Texas

the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel

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(214): View more from Texas

You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

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(765): View more from Indiana

He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...

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