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(254): View more from Texas

You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".

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(618): View more from Illinois

One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.

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Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!

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(845): View more from New York

YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE

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YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.

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I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER

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(734): View more from Michigan

He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.

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