OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before