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  • Submitted by AnonSequitur on Oct 1, 10 at 2:41pm

    Go to hell, that's where you worthless piece of crap.

    • Submitted by steve11111 on Oct 1, 10 at 7:01pm

      Well you have to be worth something if you have a home, wife and girlfriend

      • Submitted by said8ED on Oct 8, 10 at 8:43pm

        steve11111: that's gold

    • Submitted by joele60 on Oct 2, 10 at 12:08pm

      why ? where is the wife ? where is the girlfriend?\nthey are not doing it for him , let him go where ever he wants and let those dumb bitches figure it out that they are worthless hos

      • Submitted by violinisetrnlluv on Oct 2, 10 at 2:54pm

        joele60 havent you ever heard of morals ass?! apparently not and you dont deserve any girl if this is YOUR mentality! why don't you go play in traffic and save all us girls the time to deal with douches like you.

  • Submitted by Phys on Oct 1, 10 at 2:40pm

    Go home to your wife hopefully to realize she's with her boyfriend and you got what you deserved

  • Submitted by iblowpops on Oct 1, 10 at 6:56pm

    I think my husband deserves more head for not being a pathetic, waste of humanity such as yourself.

  • Submitted by urallstupid on Oct 1, 10 at 2:38pm

    Its your choice. But on the way, make sure you run blindly into oncoming traffic. Asshole!

    • Submitted by abbyyy070411 on Feb 4, 12 at 8:01pm

      Why would you want him to kill other people? A guardrail will be better.

  • Submitted by johhny on Oct 1, 10 at 2:43pm

    Knowing people from this area code. The wife and girlfriend are probably sisters

    • Submitted by said8ED on Oct 8, 10 at 8:44pm

      maybe they're HIS sisters

  • Submitted by acolorfulgirl on Oct 1, 10 at 10:58pm

    Might as well go home with your girlfriend since you won't have a wife much longer anyway.

  • Submitted by eorlas on Oct 1, 10 at 2:37pm

    Youre fucked up.

  • Submitted by BrooklynGuy71 on Oct 1, 10 at 10:05pm

    I hope you don't make it home

  • Submitted by MrSlapChop on Oct 2, 10 at 5:37am

    Maybe those are just names for his right and left hand? haaaa

  • Submitted by sexiee69 on Oct 1, 10 at 2:38pm

    This is why girls can't trut guys these daays. Assholee

    • Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Oct 1, 10 at 11:59pm

      and with all the girls cheating on guys texts? are u good?

    • Submitted by tsfm on Oct 2, 10 at 2:48am

      Trust. Asshole.

    • Submitted by joele60 on Oct 2, 10 at 12:11pm

      trust , where are those women \nnot taking care of buissness

  • Submitted by AlbinoBlackSheep on Oct 1, 10 at 3:31pm

    Go shove a glass dildo covered with shards of glass up your ass.

    • Submitted by sayahhhh on Oct 1, 10 at 5:09pm

      Worst insult ever. It's like something a nerdy thirteen year old boy would think was cool.

    • Submitted by tekmoboots on Oct 1, 10 at 5:27pm

      that makes you sound stupid

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 1, 10 at 4:26pm

    Take the girlfriend home for a threesome.

  • Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Oct 2, 10 at 10:23pm

    Nicknames for his hands. Funny as Hell. And fat guys are worse than fat chicks. Gross.

  • Submitted by leighton on Oct 1, 10 at 4:47pm


    • Submitted by ajoboston on Oct 2, 10 at 1:19am

      this would be so much better if you knew how to spell. DOUCHE.

  • Submitted by step11 on Oct 1, 10 at 7:02pm

    Go to the gf, the wife is getting hers

  • Submitted by lankykong on Oct 1, 10 at 5:49pm

    Sounds like the question Don Draper asks himself every night.

  • Submitted by clydemiester on Oct 1, 10 at 8:32pm

    Hey blockhead48... Never wish aids upon anyone. That makes you in the same class as this fuck.

  • Submitted by mvcolville on Oct 2, 10 at 6:01pm

    Go fuck a land mine.

  • Submitted by ncboi on Oct 2, 10 at 12:10am

    It's funny because this text was a joke someone wrote and everyone is too stupid to realize it. Why else would it be on this site

  • Submitted by failurewarning on Oct 2, 10 at 4:15pm

    Sigh. Cant tfln go one day without posting something inflammatory

  • Submitted by deming1019 on Oct 1, 10 at 8:35pm

    Why not both?

  • Submitted by dunk123 on Oct 3, 10 at 10:49pm

    I like this guy

  • Submitted by sk8rpnk96 on Nov 17, 10 at 11:39pm

    Fuck that goto your girlfriend then the gym workout shower then goto your wife!

  • Submitted by hootch on Oct 1, 10 at 9:44pm

    Who's closest?!

  • Submitted by crhowe0525 on Oct 1, 10 at 5:24pm

    Go to the next bar and try to find even more girlfriends.

  • Submitted by thetruth13 on Oct 1, 10 at 4:58pm

    look at morals on the tfln repliers lmao

    • Submitted by TheWelcomeRain on Oct 1, 10 at 5:16pm

      Well, it's a guy doing it, so all the fat chicks are up in (chicken-winged) arms about it.

  • Submitted by blockhead48 on Oct 1, 10 at 7:31pm

    Which everyone will give you aids fastest fuckface

  • Submitted by Dampman on Oct 1, 10 at 3:05pm

    hahaha. damn. that's funny

  • Submitted by beccaboo91 on Nov 16, 10 at 1:24am

    you dump your girlfriend, go home to your wife, and make her the happiest woman alive for as long as she lives because that's what she deserves and no matter how long and how hard you try you can never make up for what you did. so you better start trying now. you stupid jackass.

  • Submitted by luv2txt on Oct 1, 10 at 9:30pm

    Go to hell, douchebag

  • Submitted by Led_Head on Oct 4, 10 at 6:32pm

    It's been said before, but bears repeating: bring the girlfriend home as a present to the wife. Menage a trois for the win!

  • Submitted by SpankyMcThrust on Oct 2, 10 at 4:34am


  • Submitted by mtm83 on Oct 2, 10 at 4:52am

    I don't care who you are if you cheat you're a worthless piece of shit. I hope the guy has kids and they hate him for the rest of their life.

  • Submitted by EJS4 on Oct 2, 10 at 12:41am


  • Submitted by outtalakechuck on Oct 2, 10 at 10:46pm

    Tfln is funny sometimes but shit like this just makes me smh for all of humanity

  • Submitted by 14jenny on Oct 3, 10 at 5:38am

    Neither man there's usually a nice cliff nearby you can write a letter to your wife and tell her your a piece of shit. Then jump off. Or you can come to me and I would much rather slam your face into the concrete and break all your ribs. But hey I'm just a guy who loves my wife what do I know lol

  • Submitted by Gavin53 on Jun 11, 11 at 8:19pm

    What a champ.... You sir are a man to be admired!

  • Submitted by MrMojoRisen on Oct 2, 10 at 1:47am

    Why not a little of both?

  • Submitted by MizzRhi84 on May 13, 11 at 9:53am

    BOTH! :)

  • Submitted by osubeast on Oct 3, 10 at 8:35pm

    I envy u sit

  • Submitted by edhunt77 on Oct 2, 10 at 12:09am

    I personally find this hilarious

  • Submitted by MrMojoRisen on Oct 2, 10 at 1:43am

    Why not a little of both?

  • Submitted by dubsac on Oct 2, 10 at 8:10pm

    Fat girls are a pain in the ass

  • Submitted by plpbaby143 on Aug 27, 12 at 1:36am

    Cheating bastard. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go

  • Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:30pm

  • Submitted by Finaddict on Oct 2, 10 at 3:08pm

    Screw that, go to Denny's instead!

  • Submitted by ButtaP129 on Oct 2, 10 at 8:06am

    Shit they not home either there with the guy who has a bigger dick and knows how to use it

  • Submitted by jprincess on Oct 1, 10 at 5:43pm


  • Submitted by WhiskeyKid420 on Oct 1, 10 at 5:04pm

    Go to the gf. Wifes don't put out.

  • Submitted by resident_me on Oct 1, 10 at 2:49pm

    Decisions decisions lol

  • Submitted by Eminem07481 on Oct 1, 10 at 6:15pm


  • Submitted by KingOfSparta on Oct 1, 11 at 2:54am

    This shouldn't have any Thumb ups at all. That is low. Burn in hell cheaters!!!

  • Submitted by SparkOfJade on Oct 1, 10 at 3:04pm

    People relax some of us our polyamerous, meaning his wife may know about and be ok with his gf.

  • Submitted by ncboi on Oct 2, 10 at 12:13am

    Everyone is stupid except for the people laughing.. There cool... (see last reply)

    • Submitted by tsfm on Oct 2, 10 at 2:47am

      They're. They are cool. Not "there", as in a place, cool.

  • Submitted by SparkOfJade on Oct 1, 10 at 3:03pm

    Been there.

  • Submitted by Jughead on Oct 2, 10 at 7:47pm

    Girlfriend, then shower, then wife.

  • Submitted by sk8rpnk96 on Oct 8, 10 at 8:44am

    Nice one dude =)

  • Submitted by xZACxATTACx814x on Oct 18, 10 at 10:54pm

    How bout you stop cheating on your wife you dirty f*ck

  • Submitted by iLLuSioNzZ on Oct 2, 10 at 2:26pm

    WoW so sad......

  • Submitted by morningwood on Oct 1, 10 at 3:15pm

    Go to the gf for a bit then act like something came up, and then go to the wife

  • Submitted by ZX200 on Oct 9, 10 at 5:21am

    Lol get grip takes all kinds to make a world.

  • Submitted by katypsu620 on Sep 19, 12 at 12:33am

    I hope your girlfriend goes Fatal\nAttraction on your ass