OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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Go to hell, that's where you worthless piece of crap.
Well you have to be worth something if you have a home, wife and girlfriend
steve11111: that's gold
why ? where is the wife ? where is the girlfriend?\nthey are not doing it for him , let him go where ever he wants and let those dumb bitches figure it out that they are worthless hos
joele60 havent you ever heard of morals ass?! apparently not and you dont deserve any girl if this is YOUR mentality! why don't you go play in traffic and save all us girls the time to deal with douches like you.
Go home to your wife hopefully to realize she's with her boyfriend and you got what you deserved
I think my husband deserves more head for not being a pathetic, waste of humanity such as yourself.
Its your choice. But on the way, make sure you run blindly into oncoming traffic. Asshole!
Why would you want him to kill other people? A guardrail will be better.
Knowing people from this area code. The wife and girlfriend are probably sisters
maybe they're HIS sisters
Might as well go home with your girlfriend since you won't have a wife much longer anyway.
Youre fucked up.
I hope you don't make it home
Maybe those are just names for his right and left hand? haaaa
This is why girls can't trut guys these daays. Assholee
and with all the girls cheating on guys texts? are u good?
trust , where are those women \nnot taking care of buissness
Go shove a glass dildo covered with shards of glass up your ass.
Worst insult ever. It's like something a nerdy thirteen year old boy would think was cool.
that makes you sound stupid
Take the girlfriend home for a threesome.
Nicknames for his hands. Funny as Hell. And fat guys are worse than fat chicks. Gross.
this would be so much better if you knew how to spell. DOUCHE.
Go to the gf, the wife is getting hers
Hey blockhead48... Never wish aids upon anyone. That makes you in the same class as this fuck.
Sounds like the question Don Draper asks himself every night.
Go fuck a land mine.
It's funny because this text was a joke someone wrote and everyone is too stupid to realize it. Why else would it be on this site
Sigh. Cant tfln go one day without posting something inflammatory
Why not both?
I like this guy
Go to the next bar and try to find even more girlfriends.
look at morals on the tfln repliers lmao
Well, it's a guy doing it, so all the fat chicks are up in (chicken-winged) arms about it.
Fuck that goto your girlfriend then the gym workout shower then goto your wife!
you dump your girlfriend, go home to your wife, and make her the happiest woman alive for as long as she lives because that's what she deserves and no matter how long and how hard you try you can never make up for what you did. so you better start trying now. you stupid jackass.
hahaha. damn. that's funny
Which everyone will give you aids fastest fuckface
Go to hell, douchebag
It's been said before, but bears repeating: bring the girlfriend home as a present to the wife. Menage a trois for the win!
I don't care who you are if you cheat you're a worthless piece of shit. I hope the guy has kids and they hate him for the rest of their life.
I personally find this hilarious
Why not a little of both?
I envy u sit
Tfln is funny sometimes but shit like this just makes me smh for all of humanity
Screw that, go to Denny's instead!
Neither man there's usually a nice cliff nearby you can write a letter to your wife and tell her your a piece of shit. Then jump off. Or you can come to me and I would much rather slam your face into the concrete and break all your ribs. But hey I'm just a guy who loves my wife what do I know lol
What a champ.... You sir are a man to be admired!
Cheating bastard. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go
Fat girls are a pain in the ass
Go to the gf. Wifes don't put out.
Shit they not home either there with the guy who has a bigger dick and knows how to use it
Decisions decisions lol
This shouldn't have any Thumb ups at all. That is low. Burn in hell cheaters!!!
People relax some of us our polyamerous, meaning his wife may know about and be ok with his gf.
First, it's polyamorous. Second, I doubt it.
Everyone is stupid except for the people laughing.. There cool... (see last reply)
They're. They are cool. Not "there", as in a place, cool.
Girlfriend, then shower, then wife.
How bout you stop cheating on your wife you dirty f*ck
Nice one dude =)
WoW so sad......
Go to the gf for a bit then act like something came up, and then go to the wife
Lol get grip people....it takes all kinds to make a world.
I hope your girlfriend goes Fatal\nAttraction on your ass