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  • If you bathe properly there isn't any poo involved. People do it because it feels good. The butthole is a massive collection of nerve endings that enhance other feelings. IE: if someone is playing with your clit/penis and licking you there it will intensify the feeling. And ass tastes no worse than pussy or cock. Also your chances of getting ecoli are slim, unless the person doesn't bathe, and in that case you really don't want to be with them any way. Try it in your partner, they may love it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:58am
  • My ass is made for shitting only.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:24am
  • i've always wondered how dirty it'd be lol, i'd prefer just to lick her clit/vagina..i dnt wanna get a piece of shit on my tongue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:59am
  • everyone arguing on this website might as well have a dick up their ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:52pm
  • There are those who are fecophilliacs. Ones that get off on fecal matter. People sure are weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:46am
  • umm just because someone said "in the usa" doesn't mean they are from a different country, dumb fucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Both parties shower first, as stated above. It is great foreplay leading to anal. And if the girl sits on your face, you can have your way with her vag and ass with your mouth and tongue. I love to have my ass licked while she is blowing me and i love getting that ass wet with my tongue and sliding a finger in while I tongue fuck her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:16am
  • Afghan Ass is the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:13am
  • Hahaha, 10:30. Tell us how you really feel. I agree with you. I'm a girl, but I would never mess around with a dude's ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:53am
  • I'm with you, 5:27. The USA is so prudish about sex, yet everything is hyper-sexualized. I, a woman, have enjoyed both giving and receiving ass play. No fecal matter was ever involved. If it's for you, great. If not, fine. Who cares what other people do in their bedrooms??? Get a life. Stop being so caught up in your celebrities' lives, and get one of your very own!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:01pm
  • That's exactly how I feel. Just the thought of putting a tongue on or around an asshole is puke-inducing.

    Submitted by jom133 on Apr 26, 10 at 6:47pm
  • Ill punch a bitch in the face if she ever tosses my salad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:17am
  • 10:30, non-anal involved intercourse, it is. -10:53

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:12am
  • Thanks 9:58. That was quite informative. Someone did that to me once. 'Twas kind of amazing, but once is enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:04am
  • Nothing's more intoxicating than the light smell of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:54am
  • 10:53, Did I say roofies? I meant those cool oreo milk straws. -10:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:29am
  • Believe it or not, 10:30, I don't drink. Let me know if that's a problem! -10:53

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:21am
  • 10:37 aka 10:16 you sound really creepy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:57am
  • MY WIFE LIKES TO LICK MY ASS MY GURLFREN LIKES TO LICK MY ASS MY BABY MOMMA LIKES TO LICK MY ASS MY BOSS LIKES TO LICK MY ASS MY MAID LIKES TO LICK MY ASS MY PREACHER LIKES TO LICK MY ASS MY DOG LIKES TO LICK MY ASS -BOUGHT 2 U BY J.DIZZY DROPPIN DA PHAT BEETTZ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:41am
  • 11:33 I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you kicked his ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:44am
  • i always wonder the same thng

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:45am
  • 10:53, My place, or yours? Costumes? Drunk? -10:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:17am
  • this has been one of the best TFLN debates about something that i have ever seen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:53pm
  • You both shower first. Some girls really like it. Plus it's good foreplay for anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:47am
  • Shower first. Then try. Why? Feels amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:13pm
  • just think about this...you fucking pigs are licking an asshole...who cares if it's cleans, an assholes a fucking asshole! sick pigs :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:48am
  • I don't care how much they was it you are gonna get feces in your mouth. Would you lick the bottom of your shoe? People who do this are nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:48am
  • EDA! eat dat ASS! Never tried it. never will. i only eat pussy out straight up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:02pm
  • 10:53, I can lick my eyebrows. Play with that one in your mind for a bit -10:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:32am
  • how is everyone on this site so unbelievably homophobic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:19pm
  • 9 it is. My place. Wear very little. -10:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:52am
  • 10:46, I call a spade a spade lol -10:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:57am
  • 10:16... I swear to God, you just mad me crazy horny!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:27am
  • I looove eating a woman's ass, and poo doesn't do anything for me. Totally do it after she showers, if you're going to do it. The way it drives her crazy (if the woman is into it) is the biggest turn-on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:02pm
  • Hey there 1027 and 1135, what did you want to hear? Sounds like you want to hear my dirty stories... -1016

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Hah. I very much enjoy the conversation that seems to be going on here. Those Oreo straws are quite amazing indeed(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:41am
  • 10:53. thats quite alright, roofies mix well in any liquid <3 So no, not a problem. -10:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:26am
  • i was thinking the same thing. Ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:41pm
  • 11:53, you make my heart beat faster -10:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Yeah enlighten us. How do you do it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:45am
  • Don't stop, 10:16, please tell me more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:35am
  • 10:16, Im so signing up -10:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:46pm
  • hilarious... some of you people need to relax about human sexuality. It's a spectrum - quit with the labels. I (female) have spent hours playing with and licking one guy's ass, because I was totally into him and in awe of him sexually and he was the most beautiful male specimen on god's green earth and it used to drive him (and therefore me) crazy ... but not done it before or since... but may do it again. who knows. ain't life fun?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:27pm
  • 10:53, My place is fine. Milk It is. And I must have been thinkingbaout roofies and accidental typed it. First TFLN hook up evar?! ETA? -10:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:40am
  • I think it feels fabulous! Nothing like having a guy shove his face between your cheeks while visiously licking your asshole. Could also try sitting on his face not allowing him air for a few senconds. It's kinky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:12am
  • check out SPHINCTERINE. they use it in porn before eating ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:13am
  • 11:47 (1) is that hemmingway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:53am
  • kobe- tell me how my ass taste

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:47am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:41am
  • 11:57 Wasn't Bruno based off of you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:02pm
  • I agree with OP. That is the most disgusting thing ever. Why not just take a bite out of a pile of crap?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:47am
  • i dont think i would do that... for fear of getting farted on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:56pm
  • and...when in doubt WWJD?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Hahahahaha. That's shitty, we're no longer having sex. -10:53

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:28am
  • guys like it too... oddly enough

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:48am
  • 7:00. this is an american website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:43am
  • No homo, but I'm a guy and love getting my ass licked, not so much because I actually enjoy the feeling, but because my girl absolutely loves to do it. It's like turning her vag into niagra if I let her do it. I also end up getting anal, so double win for me while suffering a minor loss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:28am
  • tell us what sex is like in other countries!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:11pm
  • 11:41 (2), I have yet to experience the pleasure that is Oreo straws. Speak no more about it please, as i want to be surprised -10:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:44am
  • Coming from a female, it feels good. And you don't eat it, you lick it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:43pm
  • 10:17 here, i firmly believe if you're a heterosexual dude and you enjoy having your asshole played with, you're only that far from being convinced a dick wouldn't be so bad in there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:19am
  • First TFLN hookup ever. I've got a busy day today, so maybe tonight? Say 9? -10:53

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:47am
  • 10:53, shall we have non anal involved intercourse then? -10:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:55am
  • ugh. i'm getting really damn sick of all you foreigners bitching about the US on here. no one wants to hear it, really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:00pm
  • 10:30 - Trust me, you said roofies. Anyway, Oreo milk straws don't really mix well in any liquid but milk. Btw, this is happening at your place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:34am
  • i love having my ass licked... u should try it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:24pm
  • 1:53 If you think this is good, check out the one's about whether or not women should give blowjobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:55pm
  • jesus approved of rimming. just sayin'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:47pm
  • There's a sort of latex piece that's flexible, and you can use that, just to be sanitary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:57am
  • and the usa does suck. so stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:18pm
  • 10:04 I'm with you there. Once truly is enough. I had a girl once who did that after blowing me. She lifted my legs up and went to town on my asshole. She was licking my ass so much I thought she was looking for the cure to cancer. I felt violated for a split second, but I still fucked...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:10am
  • 10:30 I'm 10:28. hahahaha. I was just trying to be nice about it...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:46am
  • 1030 - you are signing up for my dirty stories? I can't deny that the thought of my words making women horny makes me want to write more. And I love hearing that it makes a woman horny. -1016

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:37pm
  • I'm not knocking the guys who like their ass to be teased, but I prefer my ass be left ALONE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:28am