Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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If you bathe properly there isn't any poo involved. People do it because it feels good. The butthole is a massive collection of nerve endings that enhance other feelings. IE: if someone is playing with your clit/penis and licking you there it will intensify the feeling. And ass tastes no worse than pussy or cock. Also your chances of getting ecoli are slim, unless the person doesn't bathe, and in that case you really don't want to be with them any way.
Try it in your partner, they may love it :)
My ass is made for shitting only.
There are those who are fecophilliacs. Ones that get off on fecal matter. People sure are weird.
i've always wondered how dirty it'd be lol, i'd prefer just to lick her clit/vagina..i dnt wanna get a piece of shit on my tongue.
everyone arguing on this website might as well have a dick up their ass.
umm just because someone said "in the usa" doesn't mean they are from a different country, dumb fucks
Hahaha, 10:30. Tell us how you really feel. I agree with you. I'm a girl, but I would never mess around with a dude's ass.
Ill punch a bitch in the face if she ever tosses my salad.
Afghan Ass is the best
I'm with you, 5:27. The USA is so prudish about sex, yet everything is hyper-sexualized. I, a woman, have enjoyed both giving and receiving ass play. No fecal matter was ever involved. If it's for you, great. If not, fine. Who cares what other people do in their bedrooms??? Get a life. Stop being so caught up in your celebrities' lives, and get one of your very own!!
Both parties shower first, as stated above. It is great foreplay leading to anal. And if the girl sits on your face, you can have your way with her vag and ass with your mouth and tongue. I love to have my ass licked while she is blowing me and i love getting that ass wet with my tongue and sliding a finger in while I tongue fuck her.
That's exactly how I feel. Just the thought of putting a tongue on or around an asshole is puke-inducing.
Believe it or not, 10:30, I don't drink. Let me know if that's a problem!
Nothing's more intoxicating than the light smell of shit.
10:37 aka 10:16 you sound really creepy
10:30, non-anal involved intercourse, it is.
10:53, Did I say roofies? I meant those cool oreo milk straws.
MY WIFE LIKES TO LICK MY ASS
MY GURLFREN LIKES TO LICK MY ASS
MY BABY MOMMA LIKES TO LICK MY ASS
MY BOSS LIKES TO LICK MY ASS
MY MAID LIKES TO LICK MY ASS
MY PREACHER LIKES TO LICK MY ASS
MY DOG LIKES TO LICK MY ASS
-BOUGHT 2 U BY J.DIZZY DROPPIN DA PHAT BEETTZ
Thanks 9:58. That was quite informative.
Someone did that to me once. 'Twas kind of amazing, but once is enough.
i always wonder the same thng
I don't care how much they was it you are gonna get feces in your mouth. Would you lick the bottom of your shoe? People who do this are nasty
this has been one of the best TFLN debates about something that i have ever seen
11:33 I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you kicked his ass.
10:53, My place, or yours? Costumes? Drunk?
You both shower first. Some girls really like it. Plus it's good foreplay for anal.
Shower first. Then try. Why? Feels amazing.
Hah. I very much enjoy the conversation that seems to be going on here. Those Oreo straws are quite amazing indeed(:
how is everyone on this site so unbelievably homophobic
9 it is. My place. Wear very little.
10:53, I can lick my eyebrows. Play with that one in your mind for a bit
10:16... I swear to God, you just mad me crazy horny!!
just think about this...you fucking pigs are licking an asshole...who cares if it's cleans, an assholes a fucking asshole! sick pigs :/
Yeah enlighten us. How do you do it
10:16, Im so signing up
Hey there 1027 and 1135, what did you want to hear? Sounds like you want to hear my dirty stories...
11:53, you make my heart beat faster
EDA! eat dat ASS! Never tried it. never will. i only eat pussy out straight up.
10:46, I call a spade a spade lol
10:53, My place is fine. Milk It is. And I must have been thinkingbaout roofies and accidental typed it.
First TFLN hook up evar?!
I looove eating a woman's ass, and poo doesn't do anything for me. Totally do it after she showers, if you're going to do it. The way it drives her crazy (if the woman is into it) is the biggest turn-on.
10:53. thats quite alright, roofies mix well in any liquid <3 So no, not a problem.
check out SPHINCTERINE. they use it in porn before eating ass.
i was thinking the same thing. Ridiculous.
Don't stop, 10:16, please tell me more.
11:47 (1) is that hemmingway?
I think it feels fabulous! Nothing like having a guy shove his face between your cheeks while visiously licking your asshole.
Could also try sitting on his face not allowing him air for a few senconds. It's kinky.
kobe- tell me how my ass taste
hilarious... some of you people need to relax about human sexuality. It's a spectrum - quit with the labels. I (female) have spent hours playing with and licking one guy's ass, because I was totally into him and in awe of him sexually and he was the most beautiful male specimen on god's green earth and it used to drive him (and therefore me) crazy ... but not done it before or since... but may do it again. who knows. ain't life fun?
i dont think i would do that... for fear of getting farted on
and...when in doubt WWJD?
Hahahahaha. That's shitty, we're no longer having sex.
guys like it too... oddly enough
I agree with OP. That is the most disgusting thing ever. Why not just take a bite out of a pile of crap?
7:00. this is an american website.
No homo, but I'm a guy and love getting my ass licked, not so much because I actually enjoy the feeling, but because my girl absolutely loves to do it. It's like turning her vag into niagra if I let her do it. I also end up getting anal, so double win for me while suffering a minor loss.
11:57 Wasn't Bruno based off of you?
First TFLN hookup ever. I've got a busy day today, so maybe tonight? Say 9?
10:17 here, i firmly believe if you're a heterosexual dude and you enjoy having your asshole played with, you're only that far from being convinced a dick wouldn't be so bad in there.
tell us what sex is like in other countries!
11:41 (2), I have yet to experience the pleasure that is Oreo straws. Speak no more about it please, as i want to be surprised
10:53, shall we have non anal involved intercourse then?
Coming from a female, it feels good. And you don't eat it, you lick it.
ugh. i'm getting really damn sick of all you foreigners bitching about the US on here. no one wants to hear it, really.
i love having my ass licked... u should try it
10:30 - Trust me, you said roofies. Anyway, Oreo milk straws don't really mix well in any liquid but milk. Btw, this is happening at your place.
jesus approved of rimming. just sayin'.
1:53 If you think this is good, check out the one's about whether or not women should give blowjobs.
and the usa does suck. so stfu
1030 - you are signing up for my dirty stories? I can't deny that the thought of my words making women horny makes me want to write more. And I love hearing that it makes a woman horny.
10:04 I'm with you there. Once truly is enough. I had a girl once who did that after blowing me. She lifted my legs up and went to town on my asshole. She was licking my ass so much I thought she was looking for the cure to cancer. I felt violated for a split second, but I still fucked...lol
I'm not knocking the guys who like their ass to be teased, but I prefer my ass be left ALONE.
10:30 I'm 10:28. hahahaha. I was just trying to be nice about it...lol
There's a sort of latex piece that's flexible, and you can use that, just to be sanitary.