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(312): View more from Illinois

I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave

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(214): View more from Texas

didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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