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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.

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(925): View more from California

his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time

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(562): View more from California

the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...

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(903): View more from Texas

I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!

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What does that even mean?

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(801): View more from Utah

Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?

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We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.

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(718): View more from New York

what happened last night?

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u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style

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that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left

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