so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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11:41 turn the power down on it and let yourself twitch. That means u r about to orgasm!
I don't take it in the butt. There's a lot of us who don't. Why don't YOU take it up the ass!?
You were fucking around with a mouse?
@ 11:41- seek professional help..medical and psychiatric...you obviously need it you dim whit.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the book. I loved that book when I was little =)
This is 11:27. You honestly tookthat seriously? Lol. And as for 11:41, take it out of your butthole. It works better around the crotch region.
...he's gonna want a glass of milk. Classic.
K so I have a serious question,
when I use a vibrator I like twitch and my
whole body gets this weird feeling. why?
No worries, it's just Empathetic Epilepsy brought on by the Harmonic Cyclic Vibrations of a Cheaply Made Non-UL-Approved Sex Toy! Permanent Neurological Damage only happens after the Second or Third Usage and only results in Irreversible Vaginal Atrophy and Permanent Loss of all Bowel Control.
Because your butthole is getting angry because it's not getting any action and it's causing you to twitch.
11:41, it's 2010. If you don't take it in the butt you're behind in the times.
more like when you give a moose a muffin....
@11:41- you are officially a dumb ass!! It's called an orgasm you dim whit!
agreed, leave her alone
11:27 either u r joking or ur an idiot
ummm i might have been this mouse
9:56 love how you just made up shit. were you really that bored? go get laid
@12:05 you win at life.
9:25 That's not "quite a few men." That's called "Ive been around the block a lot."
For a sec there I thought mouse shouldve been moose. Mustve been a big fucking mouse to mount you and eat your face
Gotta love fat, lonely chicks.
that was 11:41... PS.
you all have way too much time on your hands. leave the poor girl alone.
11:41 here. I was wondering, how many people have you had sex with? Because I had sex with quite a few men (50) and now people call me a slut. Please help
Well, the best way to stop being called a Slut is to Charge For Sex and be called a Prostitute!
11:41 Because you touch yourself at night. Wait...
are you shitting me 11:41? if you dont know what an orgasm is why the hell are you using a vibrator? what did you do, decide to pick it up and put it in your crotch to see what would happen?
12:08 - in that case it would be "if you give a moose a cupcake"
It's better in the crotch but WHY do I twitch?!??!?
When you give a pig a pancake?
11:41 here .....
I don't put it in my butt
"my vibrator makes me twitch,"
you sound like Meg off family guy
No one mentioned how great this text is...way to relate to childhood memories!
More so "when you give a moose a muffin"