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  • 11:41 turn the power down on it and let yourself twitch. That means u r about to orgasm! I don't take it in the butt. There's a lot of us who don't. Why don't YOU take it up the ass!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:19pm
  • ASSHOLES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:23pm
  • You were fucking around with a mouse?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:27am
  • Yep:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:14pm
  • @ 11:41- seek professional help..medical and psychiatric...you obviously need it you dim whit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:24pm
  • I'm surprised no one has mentioned the book. I loved that book when I was little =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:14pm
  • This is 11:27. You honestly tookthat seriously? Lol. And as for 11:41, take it out of your butthole. It works better around the crotch region.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:50am
  • K so I have a serious question, when I use a vibrator I like twitch and my whole body gets this weird feeling. why?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:41am
    • No worries, it's just Empathetic Epilepsy brought on by the Harmonic Cyclic Vibrations of a Cheaply Made Non-UL-Approved Sex Toy! Permanent Neurological Damage only happens after the Second or Third Usage and only results in Irreversible Vaginal Atrophy and Permanent Loss of all Bowel Control.

      Submitted by Th1nkF1rst on Jan 12, 10 at 9:56pm
  • ...he's gonna want a glass of milk. Classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:00pm
  • Because your butthole is getting angry because it's not getting any action and it's causing you to twitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:05pm
  • 11:41, it's 2010. If you don't take it in the butt you're behind in the times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:54am
  • @11:41- you are officially a dumb ass!! It's called an orgasm you dim whit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:25pm
  • more like when you give a moose a muffin....

    Submitted by surfncwby12 on Jan 13, 10 at 2:03am
  • agreed, leave her alone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:59pm
  • 11:27 either u r joking or ur an idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:39am
  • ummm i might have been this mouse

    Submitted by missescarlorossi on Jan 13, 10 at 1:15am
  • 9:56 love how you just made up shit. were you really that bored? go get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 2:36pm
  • @12:05 you win at life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:58pm
  • Funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:02pm
  • 9:25 That's not "quite a few men." That's called "Ive been around the block a lot."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:51pm
  • whoops!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:15pm
  • For a sec there I thought mouse shouldve been moose. Mustve been a big fucking mouse to mount you and eat your face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:08pm
  • Gotta love fat, lonely chicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:20pm
  • 11:41 here. I was wondering, how many people have you had sex with? Because I had sex with quite a few men (50) and now people call me a slut. Please help

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:25pm
    • Well, the best way to stop being called a Slut is to Charge For Sex and be called a Prostitute!

      Submitted by Th1nkF1rst on Jan 12, 10 at 9:49pm
  • that was 11:41... PS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:57am
  • you all have way too much time on your hands. leave the poor girl alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:59pm
  • 11:41 Because you touch yourself at night. Wait...

    Submitted by DarkFox8060 on Jan 12, 10 at 11:51am
  • 12:08 - in that case it would be "if you give a moose a cupcake"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:17pm
  • are you shitting me 11:41? if you dont know what an orgasm is why the hell are you using a vibrator? what did you do, decide to pick it up and put it in your crotch to see what would happen?

    Submitted by fucktheworld on Jan 12, 10 at 4:37pm
  • It's better in the crotch but WHY do I twitch?!??!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:57am
  • When you give a pig a pancake?

    Submitted by megatron28 on Jun 4, 10 at 2:31am
  • Second

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:27am
  • 11:41 here ..... I don't put it in my butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:52am
  • Hahahahhahahah. "my vibrator makes me twitch," you sound like Meg off family guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:53pm
  • No one mentioned how great this text is...way to relate to childhood memories!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:02am
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:13am
  • first!

    Submitted by Anonimous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:41am
  • More so "when you give a moose a muffin"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 1:17am