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(214): View more from Texas

The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people

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(217): View more from Illinois

I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.

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(416): View more from Toronto

also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm

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(504): View more from Louisiana

My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras

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