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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off

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(705): View more from Ontario

you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart

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