We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)