On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'