know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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