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(512): View more from Texas

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.

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(972): View more from Texas

what food is Colorado known for?

(970): View more from Colorado

Pot brownies.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree

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it happenes

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(905): View more from Ontario

I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".

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(641): View more from Iowa

You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.

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(614): View more from Ohio

so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'

(740): View more from Ohio

i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.

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