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I think I can smell my own vagina right now

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How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...

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His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation

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i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar

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she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.

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i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.

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I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.

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and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

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