i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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