I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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Ummmmmmm, every girl has that moment. If you say you haven't you're either lying or haven't hit puberty yet.
at least keep it to yourself!!
How sour is your flower?
A healthy vagina still smells a lot better than a clean dick.
comments = hilarious
who the hell texts that to someone??
thats right... NO ONE.
What, are the crabs burning incense?
I kinda like the smell of mine at the end of the day. And I shower twice daily. There's something about the smell of it that releases happy feelings
Douching ruins your natural ph balance and leaves you prone to yeast infections. Those smell way worse.
Calm down, people. This text was a joke sent by a guy who did something not manly.
I agree, 8:00. Unfortunately, I get the sense that the OP's vagina is neither healthy nor clean.
Hey Courtney Love, get off TFLN.
7:49 scrip club lol, is that a nickname for the pharmacy? because you'd definitely keep them busy with the yeast infection meds.
Even a clean vagina has a scent, especially when turned on.
if i shave or trim really closely, i can smell myself. it doesn't smell bad and it's not strong, but sometimes, like in my pj's, i can smell myself.
So can my cat, and he's freaking out.
I'm with you, 7:38. A vagina should smell like a healthy, clean vagina, not like chemicals and flowers.
3:30 shut your damn mouth chicks don't do that shit
what you eat has a factor in body odor. When you eat garlic, onions, and other strong pugnent foods you will have a more pugnent smell. Eating more citrus fruits like pineapple, grapefruit, and lemons will help create a sweeter smell.
and p.s. i dont think this was a real serious text. it sounds like a "haha im going to be gross funny" kinda text. but thats just how i read it.
almost covers up the smell of your ass
My exboyfriend would finger me befor work and not wash his hands so he could smell them all day... He said it was like prime rib
I hate that when it happens.
First! I hate when that happens...and when ur alone there's no doubt that's it is indeed you...
Wow some of you are seriously cruel. There is no denying that wearing tight jeans and working an 8 hour shift with only one or two bathroom breaks will create a slight odor, it doesn't smell dirty at all its just natural, those who deny ever having noticed a slight smell are very clearly ashamed of themselves
Oh, Jesus. Are you in heat? Do you have an STD? No? Then shut up and stop making women with good hygiene an easy target for immature boys.
you didn't honestly get on to this site expecting maturity did you? cause that would make you close to the most naive person. ever.
uhh...first off, why the hell would you text that to someone...you just broadcasted to your friend how dirty you were. And second...you should be scrubing the shit outta your vag, not texting about it.
Or u might have bacterial vaginosis haha
Whistle while you twirk
I can always smell my own vagina. That's normal though, right? I mean it's just a part of the anatomy that secretes a certain smell. Nothing out of the norm.
No, it's not!If you can smell it, then others can smell it too.
That is revolting. Bathe, immediately.
Either you're not a female or you are and have the poorest sense of smell on this planet! The vagina self cleanses. So there will always be a scent. When a female is wet, there is a scent. Even after you shower there is a scent.
Lol gotta love Colorado girls.
you all have to realize that the people who have responded who have said "whore, std, gross, etc.." are most likely male! ALL women, and I don't care who you are....girls have a "smell" and it doesnt have to mean bad--smell can be GOOD! But it never just smells like nothing, even if you do shower. Same with balls--they have a smell, even if its not bad!
I'd lick it anyway...pussy is pussy
10:28. Well I'm 26, exercise daily and work a very active job and my vag never stinks. It's called soap. A daily shower wouldn't kill either.
Apparently these posters have never turned a woman on. Vaginas have an odor when aroused and clean.
In Soviet Russia, vagina can smell YOU!!!
Bitch when u can smell ur own vagina is time to take a shower thats what that means
Wow ur such a fish... Think bout it fish:: haha
That's fuckin sick take a shower and douch that shit u skank hoe
Omg I can totally smell it!
Your mom and sisters pussies STINK when me and all my boys run train on them....
I can smell it from here!!
That's becouse your a filthy whore.
I'm pretty sure they meant strip club because they are a nasty smelly stripper! Gross unshowered stripper vagina!
Stop havin so much sex
CO girls are smelly sluts. Delicious.
Hey, how about that, I think I can smell your vagina right now too! We just had sushi and poached salmon for dinner!
Low tide. Best time to fish.
impressive. But sounds like just another trashy UT Austin coed
Funky Box! Does it smell like chicken soup??
your vag prolly smells like blue cheese you dirty skank
Probably not a good thing.
Haha agree with 1031
-Tyrone the crack addict.
You sounds kinda nasty yourself. Crack is ten times dirtier then a smelly vag.
Iching and odor got you down
Keep these texts to your self and use SOAP you fucking filthy rotten slampig.
its just gross and funny..girls are straight up lying if they say you cant at times. don't think she was serious about her rotting vagina guys.. it happens to all of us just like girls also shit and fart and do other unpleasant things. :) that is all. thank u and goodnight.
Probably have bacterial vaginosis.
WTF! Time to shower?!
But you're a dude...
Go to planned parenthood and get an antibiotic.
Little extra cheese on the taco?
Ew. I can never smell my vagina. How does this happen? Haha.
^^^ 11:34 hahahahaha
8:48 bahaha actually made me laugh out loud...unlike this text....
FACT if you are wearing clothes, and you can smell your RANK snatch through any amount of clothing than you are a stinky filthy whore.....
I wash mine with ivory unscented soap daily and keep a shave, vaginas have a natural scent and have the ability to get Bo like a sweaty armpit
Bathe! Pussy! NOW!
Hah all you fags saying skank and hoe and shit you are fucking stupid, EVERY girl has a smell and no matter how much you shower or use a douche you STILL smell it ok? So fuck off and before you try to tell her off do a little research cause your asshole comments are what give guys a bad rep.
you must lead a terrifying life. calm down take a joke? nah, just keep being a dumb cunt. its funny in a really, really depressing way
A. That happens to everyone man or woman.
B. Maybe this person just got done excercizing or something like that.
C. Grow up, it can happen after a long day of work (not that the 13 year olds on this site would know what that is)
ew why the fuck would you tell anyone that. you must be really really dirty
10:28 THANK YOU!!! You are obviously not a skank whore with 3 inch pubic hair with cheese balls hanging. Thank you for being one of the FEW women that know how to wash!
That can't be good...
That's gross bitch... Eww
There is no law against showering. Soap works wonders if you know how to use it.
When I can smell my own sack through my clothes, like at the gym I KNOW my nuts stink. This filthy, stinky whore obviously is just smelly the mixture of all the different cum in her. WHORE!
stop being a dirty whore
It's not like vagina is gross, try goin down on a girl. Tastes delicious.
11:21, GROW UP. You're OBVIOUSLY uneducated. Stupid.
happens ALL the time.
My boyfriend says I am the sweetest girl he has gone down on, and he wasn't talking about my personality.
-Tyrone the crack addict
Ewwwww it probably smells like mayo and mildew
1252 working a 8 hr shift in tight jeans? Are you a hooker? What job can you wear jeans,let alone tight jeans too? Pretty sure shirt and tie with dress slacks is professional attire
Yeah I thought that was normal too
10:34 apparently you're not 26 cuz you didn't get the "work" reference....
Hey smelly fish puss!! Did you hear about that really cool new invention that just came out? It's called soap and you're supposed to use it when you shower. You should try it some time.
1026 just like take a chill pill dawg!!!!!
cottage cheeeeese buttsecks
Hairy and pink with that sweet little stink!
does it smell like old tuna fish
I'm gonna go throw up! Do chicks realize just how nasty that smell is or are they immune to it since they grow up eating so much tuna fish and the smell doesn't affect them anymore. They're like "it happens" and think nothing of it? Bitch, if I ever smell fish on a chick, I can't look at or talk to her ever again. This one chick I was dating just out of the blue said that she smelled fishy once and I broke up with her immediately cuz from then on, when I looked at her, I could smell dead fish!
Ew. Ew. EWEWEW!!!!! who tells ppl this instead if just WASHING!?!?!? FFS!!
sometimes i walk past girls in the clubs, and i'm like, i'm sure it smells of shaved pussy - as opposed to not-recently-shaved pussy. im absolutely sure there is a difference.
Eww foochie coochie
I would text that to someone
I literally loled 2:02
As long as it's tight who the fuck cares
i think i can smell it to. mmm delicious.
I'm going to mr clean u all the way out
Oh, you're finally over your cold !
what the hell? why would you broadcast that to the world....SICK!
It's actually a sign of an STD. Get checked and be safe kids.
Take a shower. Nasty
Vagina smeels great. Even dirty ones. Fantastic!!!
Tell your boyfriend I got something for that sweetness. Seeing as though he can't I'll fill it up for him.
is it weird that that made me hungry?
U must have never smelt fish
Come to my house and I'll see if we can both smell the same thing. Better yet, I'll see if it tastes like it smells. Where do u live?
Wash urself skanky bitch
I'll take dirty vagina over NO vagina!!!
Mangoes and cantaloupe.
why are ppl freaking out this is a legit funny tfln text for once haha
maybe you should start using a bar of soap as a dildo now?
Wash your cunt, bitch.
Clean or dirty....I'll lick anything!
I like the smell of my own ear cheese, farts, and the smell of my scalp after a bath. But I will NEVER enjoy smelling my own vagina. Guh-ross.
Sometimes I can smell my balls it's whatever