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  • Ummmmmmm, every girl has that moment. If you say you haven't you're either lying or haven't hit puberty yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:36pm
  • How sour is your flower?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:15pm
  • A healthy vagina still smells a lot better than a clean dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:43pm
  • comments = hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:49pm
  • What, are the crabs burning incense?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:16pm
  • Douching ruins your natural ph balance and leaves you prone to yeast infections. Those smell way worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Calm down, people. This text was a joke sent by a guy who did something not manly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:30pm
  • who the hell texts that to someone?? thats right... NO ONE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:25pm
  • I kinda like the smell of mine at the end of the day. And I shower twice daily. There's something about the smell of it that releases happy feelings

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:43pm
  • I agree, 8:00. Unfortunately, I get the sense that the OP's vagina is neither healthy nor clean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:03pm
  • Hey Courtney Love, get off TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:15pm
  • 7:49 scrip club lol, is that a nickname for the pharmacy? because you'd definitely keep them busy with the yeast infection meds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:08pm
  • if i shave or trim really closely, i can smell myself. it doesn't smell bad and it's not strong, but sometimes, like in my pj's, i can smell myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Even a clean vagina has a scent, especially when turned on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:03pm
  • So can my cat, and he's freaking out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm
  • I'm with you, 7:38. A vagina should smell like a healthy, clean vagina, not like chemicals and flowers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:00pm
  • 3:30 shut your damn mouth chicks don't do that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:31am
  • what you eat has a factor in body odor. When you eat garlic, onions, and other strong pugnent foods you will have a more pugnent smell. Eating more citrus fruits like pineapple, grapefruit, and lemons will help create a sweeter smell. and p.s. i dont think this was a real serious text. it sounds like a "haha im going to be gross funny" kinda text. but thats just how i read it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:18am
  • almost covers up the smell of your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:19pm
  • My exboyfriend would finger me befor work and not wash his hands so he could smell them all day... He said it was like prime rib

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:56pm
  • First! I hate when that happens...and when ur alone there's no doubt that's it is indeed you...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:12pm
  • I hate that when it happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Whistle while you twirk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Oh, Jesus. Are you in heat? Do you have an STD? No? Then shut up and stop making women with good hygiene an easy target for immature boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:24pm
    • you didn't honestly get on to this site expecting maturity did you? cause that would make you close to the most naive person. ever.

      Submitted by unmasdecollegio on Jan 27, 10 at 3:57am
  • Lol gotta love Colorado girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:41pm
  • Wow some of you are seriously cruel. There is no denying that wearing tight jeans and working an 8 hour shift with only one or two bathroom breaks will create a slight odor, it doesn't smell dirty at all its just natural, those who deny ever having noticed a slight smell are very clearly ashamed of themselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:52am
  • That is revolting. Bathe, immediately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm
    • Either you're not a female or you are and have the poorest sense of smell on this planet! The vagina self cleanses. So there will always be a scent. When a female is wet, there is a scent. Even after you shower there is a scent.

      Submitted by chromezombie on Apr 13, 10 at 10:30pm
  • I can always smell my own vagina. That's normal though, right? I mean it's just a part of the anatomy that secretes a certain smell. Nothing out of the norm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:52pm
    • No, it's not!If you can smell it, then others can smell it too.

      Submitted by renneta on Jan 2, 11 at 11:35am
  • Or u might have bacterial vaginosis haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:34pm
  • you all have to realize that the people who have responded who have said "whore, std, gross, etc.." are most likely male! ALL women, and I don't care who you are....girls have a "smell" and it doesnt have to mean bad--smell can be GOOD! But it never just smells like nothing, even if you do shower. Same with balls--they have a smell, even if its not bad!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:16am
  • 10:28. Well I'm 26, exercise daily and work a very active job and my vag never stinks. It's called soap. A daily shower wouldn't kill either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:34pm
  • I'd lick it anyway...pussy is pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Apparently these posters have never turned a woman on. Vaginas have an odor when aroused and clean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Hey, how about that, I think I can smell your vagina right now too! We just had sushi and poached salmon for dinner!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:02pm
  • 9:37 Your mom and sisters pussies STINK when me and all my boys run train on them....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:10pm
  • I'm pretty sure they meant strip club because they are a nasty smelly stripper! Gross unshowered stripper vagina!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:24pm
  • Bitch when u can smell ur own vagina is time to take a shower thats what that means

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:23pm
  • uhh...first off, why the hell would you text that to someone...you just broadcasted to your friend how dirty you were. And second...you should be scrubing the shit outta your vag, not texting about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:07pm
  • I can smell it from here!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Low tide. Best time to fish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:12pm
  • Stop havin so much sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm
  • That's fuckin sick take a shower and douch that shit u skank hoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:55am
  • Funky Box! Does it smell like chicken soup??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:35am
  • CO girls are smelly sluts. Delicious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Wow ur such a fish... Think bout it fish:: haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:15pm
  • your vag prolly smells like blue cheese you dirty skank

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:51pm
  • impressive. But sounds like just another trashy UT Austin coed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:45am
  • Iching and odor got you down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Haha agree with 1031

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:53pm
  • -Tyrone the crack addict. You sounds kinda nasty yourself. Crack is ten times dirtier then a smelly vag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:24am
  • But you're a dude...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:16pm
  • That's becouse your a filthy whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:22pm
  • Probably not a good thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm
  • Omg I can totally smell it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:36am
  • its just gross and funny..girls are straight up lying if they say you cant at times. don't think she was serious about her rotting vagina guys.. it happens to all of us just like girls also shit and fart and do other unpleasant things. :) that is all. thank u and goodnight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:30am
  • Keep these texts to your self and use SOAP you fucking filthy rotten slampig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Probably have bacterial vaginosis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:36am
  • 8:48 bahaha actually made me laugh out loud...unlike this text....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:54pm
  • WTF! Time to shower?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:18pm
  • Go to planned parenthood and get an antibiotic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:21pm
  • ^^^ 11:34 hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:50pm
  • I wash mine with ivory unscented soap daily and keep a shave, vaginas have a natural scent and have the ability to get Bo like a sweaty armpit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Little extra cheese on the taco?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Ew. I can never smell my vagina. How does this happen? Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:55pm
  • In Soviet Russia, vagina can smell YOU!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:28am
  • FACT if you are wearing clothes, and you can smell your RANK snatch through any amount of clothing than you are a stinky filthy whore.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:05pm
  • Hah all you fags saying skank and hoe and shit you are fucking stupid, EVERY girl has a smell and no matter how much you shower or use a douche you STILL smell it ok? So fuck off and before you try to tell her off do a little research cause your asshole comments are what give guys a bad rep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:27pm
    • you must lead a terrifying life. calm down take a joke? nah, just keep being a dumb cunt. its funny in a really, really depressing way

      Submitted by unmasdecollegio on Jan 27, 10 at 4:02am
  • Wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:28pm
  • ew why the fuck would you tell anyone that. you must be really really dirty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:12pm
  • 10:28 THANK YOU!!! You are obviously not a skank whore with 3 inch pubic hair with cheese balls hanging. Thank you for being one of the FEW women that know how to wash!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:36pm
  • Bathe! Pussy! NOW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:42am
  • That can't be good...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:52pm
  • happens ALL the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:01pm
  • A. That happens to everyone man or woman. B. Maybe this person just got done excercizing or something like that. C. Grow up, it can happen after a long day of work (not that the 13 year olds on this site would know what that is)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:28pm
  • That's gross bitch... Eww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:43pm
  • When I can smell my own sack through my clothes, like at the gym I KNOW my nuts stink. This filthy, stinky whore obviously is just smelly the mixture of all the different cum in her. WHORE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:08pm
  • stop being a dirty whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm
  • There is no law against showering. Soap works wonders if you know how to use it.

    Submitted by photofilly31 on Mar 13, 10 at 9:44am
  • It's not like vagina is gross, try goin down on a girl. Tastes delicious.

    Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Jan 15, 10 at 11:48pm
  • Ewwwww it probably smells like mayo and mildew

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:31pm
  • My boyfriend says I am the sweetest girl he has gone down on, and he wasn't talking about my personality.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:10pm
  • 11:21, GROW UP. You're OBVIOUSLY uneducated. Stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:02am
  • 1026 just like take a chill pill dawg!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:30pm
  • cottage cheeeeese buttsecks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Hey smelly fish puss!! Did you hear about that really cool new invention that just came out? It's called soap and you're supposed to use it when you shower. You should try it some time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:02am
  • Bitchyou nasty -Tyrone the crack addict

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:08pm
  • Eww foochie coochie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 11:58am
  • 1252 working a 8 hr shift in tight jeans? Are you a hooker? What job can you wear jeans,let alone tight jeans too? Pretty sure shirt and tie with dress slacks is professional attire

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:10pm
  • Yeah I thought that was normal too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:54pm
  • I'm gonna go throw up! Do chicks realize just how nasty that smell is or are they immune to it since they grow up eating so much tuna fish and the smell doesn't affect them anymore. They're like "it happens" and think nothing of it? Bitch, if I ever smell fish on a chick, I can't look at or talk to her ever again. This one chick I was dating just out of the blue said that she smelled fishy once and I broke up with her immediately cuz from then on, when I looked at her, I could smell dead fish!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:32pm
  • what the hell? why would you broadcast that to the world....SICK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:31am
  • sometimes i walk past girls in the clubs, and i'm like, i'm sure it smells of shaved pussy - as opposed to not-recently-shaved pussy. im absolutely sure there is a difference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:37pm
  • i think i can smell it to. mmm delicious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:19pm
  • Oh, you're finally over your cold !

    Submitted by RoffMain on Jun 10, 11 at 1:49am
  • Hairy and pink with that sweet little stink!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:31am
  • I literally loled 2:02

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:13am
  • 10:34 apparently you're not 26 cuz you didn't get the "work" reference....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:39pm
  • It's actually a sign of an STD. Get checked and be safe kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:13am
  • Ew. Ew. EWEWEW!!!!! who tells ppl this instead if just WASHING!?!?!? FFS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:24pm
  • does it smell like old tuna fish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm
  • U must have never smelt fish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:42pm
  • I would text that to someone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:30pm
  • is it weird that that made me hungry?

    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:05pm
  • I'm going to mr clean u all the way out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:35pm
  • 10:10 Tell your boyfriend I got something for that sweetness. Seeing as though he can't I'll fill it up for him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:13pm
  • why are ppl freaking out this is a legit funny tfln text for once haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:32am
  • As long as it's tight who the fuck cares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Vagina smeels great. Even dirty ones. Fantastic!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Take a shower. Nasty

    Submitted by jeenyus487 on May 3, 11 at 2:53am
  • Wash urself skanky bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:18pm
  • Come to my house and I'll see if we can both smell the same thing. Better yet, I'll see if it tastes like it smells. Where do u live?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:31pm
  • I'll take dirty vagina over NO vagina!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:12am
  • maybe you should start using a bar of soap as a dildo now?

    Submitted by Fitzi on Nov 15, 10 at 9:49pm
  • Mangoes and cantaloupe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm
  • Wash your cunt, bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Clean or dirty....I'll lick anything!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Sometimes I can smell my balls it's whatever

    Submitted by tripleC on Feb 29, 12 at 10:33pm
  • I like the smell of my own ear cheese, farts, and the smell of my scalp after a bath. But I will NEVER enjoy smelling my own vagina. Guh-ross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:57pm