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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:36pm

    Ummmmmmm, every girl has that moment. If you say you haven't you're either lying or haven't hit puberty yet.

    • Submitted by jr89 on Jun 30, 10 at 2:37pm

      at least keep it to yourself!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:15pm

    How sour is your flower?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:38pm

    Douching ruins your natural ph balance and leaves you prone to yeast infections. Those smell way worse.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:49pm

    comments = hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:16pm

    What, are the crabs burning incense?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:43pm

    A healthy vagina still smells a lot better than a clean dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:15pm

    Hey Courtney Love, get off TFLN.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:43pm

    I kinda like the smell of mine at the end of the day. And I shower twice daily. There's something about the smell of it that releases happy feelings

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:30pm

    Calm down, people. This text was a joke sent by a guy who did something not manly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:25pm

    who the hell texts that to someone?? thats right... NO ONE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:24pm

    Oh, Jesus. Are you in heat? Do you have an STD? No? Then shut up and stop making women with good hygiene an easy target for immature boys.

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      Submitted by unmasdecollegio on Jan 27, 10 at 3:57am

      you didn't honestly get on to this site expecting maturity did you? cause that would make you close to the most naive person. ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:19pm

    almost covers up the smell of your ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:00pm

    I'm with you, 7:38. A vagina should smell like a healthy, clean vagina, not like chemicals and flowers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:46pm

    if i shave or trim really closely, i can smell myself. it doesn't smell bad and it's not strong, but sometimes, like in my pj's, i can smell myself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:03pm

    Even a clean vagina has a scent, especially when turned on.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:52pm

    I can always smell my own vagina. That's normal though, right? I mean it's just a part of the anatomy that secretes a certain smell. Nothing out of the norm.

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      Submitted by renneta on Jan 2, 11 at 11:35am

      No, it's not!If you can smell it, then others can smell it too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:27pm

    Hah all you fags saying skank and hoe and shit you are fucking stupid, EVERY girl has a smell and no matter how much you shower or use a douche you STILL smell it ok? So fuck off and before you try to tell her off do a little research cause your asshole comments are what give guys a bad rep.

    • Submitted by unmasdecollegio on Jan 27, 10 at 4:02am

      you must lead a terrifying life. calm down take a joke? nah, just keep being a dumb cunt. its funny in a really, really depressing way

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm

    So can my cat, and he's freaking out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:37pm

    Apparently these posters have never turned a woman on. Vaginas have an odor when aroused and clean.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:10pm

    My boyfriend says I am the sweetest girl he has gone down on, and he wasn't talking about my personality.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:03pm

    I agree, 8:00. Unfortunately, I get the sense that the OP's vagina is neither healthy nor clean.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:18am

    what you eat has a factor in body odor. When you eat garlic, onions, and other strong pugnent foods you will have a more pugnent smell. Eating more citrus fruits like pineapple, grapefruit, and lemons will help create a sweeter smell. and p.s. i dont think this was a real serious text. it sounds like a "haha im going to be gross funny" kinda text. but thats just how i read it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm

    That is revolting. Bathe, immediately.

    • Submitted by chromezombie on Apr 13, 10 at 10:30pm

      Either you're not a female or you are and have the poorest sense of smell on this planet! The vagina self cleanses. So there will always be a scent. When a female is wet, there is a scent. Even after you shower there is a scent.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:08pm

    7:49 scrip club lol, is that a nickname for the pharmacy? because you'd definitely keep them busy with the yeast infection meds.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:56pm

    My exboyfriend would finger me befor work and not wash his hands so he could smell them all day... He said it was like prime rib

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:34pm

    10:28. Well I'm 26, exercise daily and work a very active job and my vag never stinks. It's called soap. A daily shower wouldn't kill either.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:28pm

    A. That happens to everyone man or woman. B. Maybe this person just got done excercizing or something like that. C. Grow up, it can happen after a long day of work (not that the 13 year olds on this site would know what that is)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:12pm

    First! I hate when that happens...and when ur alone there's no doubt that's it is indeed you...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:18pm

    WTF! Time to shower?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:52am

    Wow some of you are seriously cruel. There is no denying that wearing tight jeans and working an 8 hour shift with only one or two bathroom breaks will create a slight odor, it doesn't smell dirty at all its just natural, those who deny ever having noticed a slight smell are very clearly ashamed of themselves

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:16am

    you all have to realize that the people who have responded who have said "whore, std, gross, etc.." are most likely male! ALL women, and I don't care who you are....girls have a "smell" and it doesnt have to mean bad--smell can be GOOD! But it never just smells like nothing, even if you do shower. Same with balls--they have a smell, even if its not bad!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:45am

    impressive. But sounds like just another trashy UT Austin coed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:56pm

    I'd lick it anyway...pussy is pussy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:54pm

    8:48 bahaha actually made me laugh out loud...unlike this text....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:19pm

    i think i can smell it to. mmm delicious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:07pm

    uhh...first off, why the hell would you text that to someone...you just broadcasted to your friend how dirty you were. And second...you should be scrubing the shit outta your vag, not texting about it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:24am

    -Tyrone the crack addict. You sounds kinda nasty yourself. Crack is ten times dirtier then a smelly vag.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:31am

    3:30 shut your damn mouth chicks don't do that shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm

    stop being a dirty whore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:56pm

    I can smell it from here!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:36am

    Omg I can totally smell it!

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    Submitted by photofilly31 on Mar 13, 10 at 9:44am

    There is no law against showering. Soap works wonders if you know how to use it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:41pm

    Lol gotta love Colorado girls.

  • Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Jan 15, 10 at 11:48pm

    It's not like vagina is gross, try goin down on a girl. Tastes delicious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:44pm

    I hate that when it happens.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:14pm

    cottage cheeeeese buttsecks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:02am

    11:21, GROW UP. You're OBVIOUSLY uneducated. Stupid.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 11:58am

    Eww foochie coochie

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:12pm

    Low tide. Best time to fish.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:55am

    That's fuckin sick take a shower and douch that shit u skank hoe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:15pm

    Wow ur such a fish... Think bout it fish:: haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:18pm

    Wash urself skanky bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:14pm

    Little extra cheese on the taco?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:34pm

    Iching and odor got you down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:24pm

    I'm pretty sure they meant strip club because they are a nasty smelly stripper! Gross unshowered stripper vagina!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:35pm

    I'm going to mr clean u all the way out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:36am

    Probably have bacterial vaginosis.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:22pm

    That's becouse your a filthy whore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:14pm

    Vagina smeels great. Even dirty ones. Fantastic!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:53pm

    Haha agree with 1031

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:21pm

    Go to planned parenthood and get an antibiotic.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:01pm

    happens ALL the time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:35am

    Funky Box! Does it smell like chicken soup??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:39pm

    10:34 apparently you're not 26 cuz you didn't get the "work" reference....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:12pm

    As long as it's tight who the fuck cares

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:30pm

    1026 just like take a chill pill dawg!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:10pm

    9:37 Your mom and sisters pussies STINK when me and all my boys run train on them....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:02pm

    Hey, how about that, I think I can smell your vagina right now too! We just had sushi and poached salmon for dinner!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:52pm

    That can't be good...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:31am

    what the hell? why would you broadcast that to the world....SICK!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:42pm

    U must have never smelt fish

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:12am

    I'll take dirty vagina over NO vagina!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:30pm

    I would text that to someone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:23pm

    Bitch when u can smell ur own vagina is time to take a shower thats what that means

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:12pm

    ew why the fuck would you tell anyone that. you must be really really dirty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:13pm

    10:10 Tell your boyfriend I got something for that sweetness. Seeing as though he can't I'll fill it up for him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:32am

    why are ppl freaking out this is a legit funny tfln text for once haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:31am

    Hairy and pink with that sweet little stink!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:13am

    It's actually a sign of an STD. Get checked and be safe kids.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm

    Probably not a good thing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:32pm

    I'm gonna go throw up! Do chicks realize just how nasty that smell is or are they immune to it since they grow up eating so much tuna fish and the smell doesn't affect them anymore. They're like "it happens" and think nothing of it? Bitch, if I ever smell fish on a chick, I can't look at or talk to her ever again. This one chick I was dating just out of the blue said that she smelled fishy once and I broke up with her immediately cuz from then on, when I looked at her, I could smell dead fish!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:54pm

    Yeah I thought that was normal too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:37pm

    sometimes i walk past girls in the clubs, and i'm like, i'm sure it smells of shaved pussy - as opposed to not-recently-shaved pussy. im absolutely sure there is a difference.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:28am

    In Soviet Russia, vagina can smell YOU!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:46pm

    I wash mine with ivory unscented soap daily and keep a shave, vaginas have a natural scent and have the ability to get Bo like a sweaty armpit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:24pm

    Whistle while you twirk

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    Submitted by jeenyus487 on May 3, 11 at 2:53am

    Take a shower. Nasty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:31pm

    Ewwwww it probably smells like mayo and mildew

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    Submitted by RoffMain on Jun 10, 11 at 1:49am

    Oh, you're finally over your cold !

  • Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:05pm

    is it weird that that made me hungry?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:02am

    Hey smelly fish puss!! Did you hear about that really cool new invention that just came out? It's called soap and you're supposed to use it when you shower. You should try it some time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm

    Stop havin so much sex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:16pm

    But you're a dude...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:34pm

    Or u might have bacterial vaginosis haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:10pm

    1252 working a 8 hr shift in tight jeans? Are you a hooker? What job can you wear jeans,let alone tight jeans too? Pretty sure shirt and tie with dress slacks is professional attire

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:55pm

    Ew. I can never smell my vagina. How does this happen? Haha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:28pm

    Wow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:50pm

    ^^^ 11:34 hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:36pm

    10:28 THANK YOU!!! You are obviously not a skank whore with 3 inch pubic hair with cheese balls hanging. Thank you for being one of the FEW women that know how to wash!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:15pm

    CO girls are smelly sluts. Delicious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm

    Mangoes and cantaloupe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:42am

    Bathe! Pussy! NOW!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:30am

    its just gross and funny..girls are straight up lying if they say you cant at times. don't think she was serious about her rotting vagina guys.. it happens to all of us just like girls also shit and fart and do other unpleasant things. :) that is all. thank u and goodnight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:24pm

    Ew. Ew. EWEWEW!!!!! who tells ppl this instead if just WASHING!?!?!? FFS!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:08pm

    When I can smell my own sack through my clothes, like at the gym I KNOW my nuts stink. This filthy, stinky whore obviously is just smelly the mixture of all the different cum in her. WHORE!

  • Submitted by Fitzi on Nov 15, 10 at 9:49pm

    maybe you should start using a bar of soap as a dildo now?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm

    does it smell like old tuna fish

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:05pm

    FACT if you are wearing clothes, and you can smell your RANK snatch through any amount of clothing than you are a stinky filthy whore.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:51pm

    your vag prolly smells like blue cheese you dirty skank

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:08pm

    Bitchyou nasty -Tyrone the crack addict

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:38pm

    Clean or dirty....I'll lick anything!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:38pm

    Wash your cunt, bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:09pm

    Keep these texts to your self and use SOAP you fucking filthy rotten slampig.

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    Submitted by tripleC on Feb 29, 12 at 10:33pm

    Sometimes I can smell my balls it's whatever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:31pm

    Come to my house and I'll see if we can both smell the same thing. Better yet, I'll see if it tastes like it smells. Where do u live?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:43pm

    That's gross bitch... Eww

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:57pm

    I like the smell of my own ear cheese, farts, and the smell of my scalp after a bath. But I will NEVER enjoy smelling my own vagina. Guh-ross.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:13am

    I literally loled 2:02