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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..

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(858): View more from California

Life is so much better after having sex.

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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed

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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.

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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister

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i hate you

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(302): View more from Delaware

She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"

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