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(210): View more from Texas

he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me

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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur

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(213): View more from California

Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.

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(802): View more from Vermont

beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup

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(804): View more from Virginia

she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.

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(913): View more from Kansas

the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me

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(519): View more from Ontario

Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...

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