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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us

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(903): View more from Texas

She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".

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(253): View more from Washington

The pine trees are waving at me.

(907): View more from Alaska

Put the pipe down honey.

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Hi trees.

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(909): View more from California

He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.

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(850): View more from Florida

I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.

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(205): View more from Alabama

It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.

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