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(303): View more from Colorado

Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"

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(646): View more from New York

Is 1:30 too early for the bar?

(718): View more from New York

Do you want my opinion or society's?

(646): View more from New York

I want your company

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.

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(213): View more from California

idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.

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