My nipple is on Facebook.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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