She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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Her STDs probably ate through the condom anyway.
Like throwing a hotdog down a dirty hallway,
I know plenty of girls that a guy would ask this question about. Ewwww.
All of them?
Apparently simply posting the word EW was too short to post.
if you do it right, none
a million and a half