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(503): View more from Oregon

Hey man your outta milk

(541): View more from Oregon

How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!

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(561): View more from Florida

Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?

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(706): View more from Georgia

I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.

(1-706): View more from Georgia

I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.

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(706): View more from Georgia

We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.

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Where's it at?

(706): View more from Georgia

In your pants.

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(650): View more from California

Why were you high on a thursday?

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today's a wednesday

(650): View more from California

I asked first.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you

(580): View more from Oklahoma

Really.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."

(423): View more from Tennessee

Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.

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