biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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