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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.

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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..

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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?

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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.

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(516): View more from New York

Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!

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(712): View more from Iowa

Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi

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(512): View more from Texas

You're like the curious george of whores

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