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  • I read that out loud...and my boyfriend said " didn't that happen to me?" --- I said yes, but at least you weren't naked at the time. He was just hella sick w/ stomach flu.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:08am
  • Sounds like you got what you deserved, if you knew he had a girlfriend. ... and he also got what he deserved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:50am
  • Not necessarily syracuse. would people stop trying to believe they know where the texts are from. I go to school 2 hours north of syracuse and we still have a 315 area code. Stupid people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:44pm
  • haha fucking stupid assholes from new york, what a bunch of pussies... and i use the phrase "hooking up" and i get ass like its going out of style

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:24pm
  • At least since you took it as a cue to leave it was at his place, not yours. Not your problem to clean up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:37pm
  • should've switched to water ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:51am
  • Karma, bitch... He'll never cheat again... hopefully

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:32am
  • visual! noooooooooo hahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:44am
  • gotta love those upstate NY boys!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:51pm
  • shitting at the same time would have been funnier. Pea soup outta both ends, thats funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:29am
  • Sounds possessed. All that's missing is his head spinning all the way round. O.o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:55am
  • That will teach him not to go Ass to Mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:59pm
  • AAAHHHH ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Ah hookups, wait they don't all end like that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:38pm
  • AAAAAHAHA i lol's for reaaaaaall

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:19am
  • hahaha I applaude this post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:15pm
  • completely disgusting. i feel bad for you...you didn't get what you were expecting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:08pm
  • possession haha thats a good excuse he can tell his girlfriend if she ever finds out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:24am
  • Definitely time to go. At least he stopped kissing her first?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:15pm
  • sounds like the douche shoulda cut off the booze intake a bit sooner, eh? Bummer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:16am
  • hands down the best tfln of all time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:09pm
  • this is totally made up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:27am
  • Hilarious! You have great taste.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:14pm
  • this is the best one i've ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:04pm
  • this is pretty graphic and turned my stomach

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:07pm
  • lol @ 11:11 thats grossssss hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:10pm
  • awww that sucks. you deserve it for being a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:44pm
  • anybody over 16 using the phrase "hooking up" is full of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Ahahaha! You both suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:58pm
  • This guy deserves to be humilated for cheating

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:48pm
  • Hahahahaha

    Submitted by geauxspartans on Aug 9, 10 at 2:10pm
  • Now that's just fucking nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:35am
  • THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:41am
  • This happened to me once. UGH. He had too much pubic hair anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:09am
  • 10:27 drinks their own pee. And the text is hilarious. Lightweight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:41am
  • This actually made me chuckle thank you

    Submitted by glennmck2012 on Nov 14, 10 at 4:55pm
  • I'm 19 and still use the term "hooking up". by the way...i can't fucking stop laughing at this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:53am
  • OMG this happened to me once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:21am
  • ouch thats embaresng

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:19am
  • Hahahahhahahahaha

    Submitted by shelbyelizabeth on Aug 18, 10 at 7:21am
  • Haha so true one of the greatest!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:51am
  • Hahaha syracuse boys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:24pm
  • i'm pretty sure i know you... like seriously i think i received that text...and youre right 11:44 i'm from utica and have the old 315

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:55am
  • Why am I reminded of the transformation scene from "American Werewolf in London"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:17am
  • I also received this text, and I know exactly who it's about. hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:58pm
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