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(972): View more from Texas

I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.

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(509): View more from Washington

the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating

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(415): View more from California

I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."

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(813): View more from Florida

There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it

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(312): View more from Illinois

sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."

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(216): View more from Ohio

guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight

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(585): View more from New York

You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.

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