Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
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hahah only jersey kids can drive high, it's like a sixth sense.
yup, sounds like a 908...
732 way to fucking be on 18. fuck gps
you can def drive while high.
i aint never seen "Ole dude dies while high, crashes off cliff"
its usually "Homeboy dies, blood-alcohol content 1.9"
^^^^you "aint never seen" ??? where the fuck are you from? mississippi?
Not really a conundrum at all, like I said, master your high dipshit. Learn to concentrate and actually have motor skills and co-ordination. It's not that hard.
I for one, cannot drive while im high. not even a little bit, i can not pay attention enough or focus on the road so ill end up going like 15mph and not even know it until someone says something or honks at me.
so... my husband drives high instead =)
First off 18 is BALLS. Second of all, too many cops to be driving high there.
FUCK YEA 18!!! who is this, where in eb?
@2:23: Listen to 2:20. The fact that you believe that you can drive perfectly well doesn't mean you actually can.
Damn! Blaze it!!!
you all need to just blaze a B and take a drive. try it out
i alllllways stop really short while driving high. yay.
yeah monmouth county!!!
everyone should chill the fuck out. it isn't a big deal. it happens more than you know it.
you would be from (908) hahah tool, i hate us 908'rs no good texting stories
No, your just sound like an idiot.
Shit goes down on route 18.... A kid at my school accidently ran over a kid that ran out in the middle....really sad
hahahha @ 10:23. who says it's only rutgers students who drive high?
yeahhh monmouth county =]
I think I might have sent this? Hahah. This has happened too many times for me on the way home from New Bruns.
...and this is why i hate living in jersey
wootwoot new jersey!!! 908 is union county too. im guessin ur a rutgers student...
How the hell can people not drive while high. Master your high children or quit smokin'. No need to endanger people because you're a jerkoff.
so glad you know so much, 12:49!!!
yeahhh monmouth county! this one hits close to home so i'm gonna have to give you a good night. p.s. driving high is way more safe than driving drunk... not that either are good... but when you're high you're paranoid and think every car is a cop car.
don't listen to the haters, 908. next time, i got shotgun.
@2:17 when else would you send a text that you really shouldn't? This is the whole point of this site.
@12:49 The basic neurological effects of smoking make it unsafe to drive. It can be ignored, but it's not something that can be altered. Anyone CAN drive after smoking, it's just that most people are smart enough to realize that they shouldn't. That realization is the real sign of mental strength. Grow up and start thinking.
908 is union county too
hahahahahahaha ohh 908. i love jersey
Get off the road assclown
You're going to get someone killed. You're lucky you haven't already. Knock if off.
i'm sick of the texts where the punchline is fuck im high or fuck im drunk
good to know these people are on my roads. if you get high and drive, fine. if you text and drive, fine. DONT F'ING DO BOTH
Also somerset county! Speaking of which, is that you alex?
i hate driving when I'm high, but I am definitely not willing to give up smoking weed. And I am definitely not willing to give up being able to go anywhere. Conundrum.
@6:42 correction: whoever drives like an assclown while high needs all of that. its just like alcohol: if you cant function, dont fucking drive. if you're fine, you're fine.
Get the fuck off the road douchebag
i hate route 18. i love driving high.
Whoever drives while high needs to get their license taken away and their fucking head bashed in for about 2 days straight... within inches of their life.
1:16 you're a fucking douchebag and need to control that pothead ego of yours. You may think and feel you're invincible when you're high, but you don't have as great of an awareness of your surroundings BECAUSE YOU ARE HIGH. If it didn't affect you, you wouldn't be high, dumbass.
@2:19- I like texts where the people are high or drunk, I just don't like that being the only funny part of the text
yeahhh THIS is what im talking about when people tell other people to stop drinking and start smoking cause smokings ~safer. different effects on everyone, asshole and i know im safer drunk than i am high.
this idiot's demise is inevitable. here's hoping they don't take innocent people with them when it happens. chances are they'll be high AND texting when they drive into the embankment.
Texting while driving AND high? Get off the road, asshole.
Hah. I do that all the time. So good.
yea Monmouth County! Best place to live
fuck yea the best cruises are on 18. jerseyyyyyy<3
quit putting other people in danger don't be fucking stupid
stop driving asshole
lol route 18 blows.
but driving high is the best :]
Jersey <3 and 18 is ballllin
i think this is hilarious and everyone makes silly mistakes when they're high. it's all in good fun.
This post made me smirk due to the latter text
That's pretty fucked up
908 is hunterdon county too, tool
Summits where it's at way to keep it real