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  • hahah only jersey kids can drive high, it's like a sixth sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:55pm
  • yup, sounds like a 908...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:06pm
  • 732 way to fucking be on 18. fuck gps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:20am
  • you can def drive while high. i aint never seen "Ole dude dies while high, crashes off cliff" its usually "Homeboy dies, blood-alcohol content 1.9"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:36pm
  • First off 18 is BALLS. Second of all, too many cops to be driving high there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:23pm
  • FUCK YEA 18!!! who is this, where in eb?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Damn! Blaze it!!!

    Submitted by wtfitsjessika on Apr 2, 10 at 1:30am
  • ^^^^you "aint never seen" ??? where the fuck are you from? mississippi?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Not really a conundrum at all, like I said, master your high dipshit. Learn to concentrate and actually have motor skills and co-ordination. It's not that hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:29pm
  • I for one, cannot drive while im high. not even a little bit, i can not pay attention enough or focus on the road so ill end up going like 15mph and not even know it until someone says something or honks at me. so... my husband drives high instead =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:44pm
  • you all need to just blaze a B and take a drive. try it out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:44am
  • @2:23: Listen to 2:20. The fact that you believe that you can drive perfectly well doesn't mean you actually can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:32pm
  • yeah monmouth county!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:21pm
  • everyone should chill the fuck out. it isn't a big deal. it happens more than you know it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:14pm
  • you would be from (908) hahah tool, i hate us 908'rs no good texting stories

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:23pm
  • No, your just sound like an idiot.

    Submitted by papichulokulo on Apr 26, 12 at 11:14pm
  • Shit goes down on route 18.... A kid at my school accidently ran over a kid that ran out in the middle....really sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:59pm
  • i alllllways stop really short while driving high. yay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:45am
  • I think I might have sent this? Hahah. This has happened too many times for me on the way home from New Bruns.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:56am
  • hahahha @ 10:23. who says it's only rutgers students who drive high? yeahhh monmouth county =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:15pm
  • @12:49 The basic neurological effects of smoking make it unsafe to drive. It can be ignored, but it's not something that can be altered. Anyone CAN drive after smoking, it's just that most people are smart enough to realize that they shouldn't. That realization is the real sign of mental strength. Grow up and start thinking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:32am
  • so glad you know so much, 12:49!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:07am
  • How the hell can people not drive while high. Master your high children or quit smokin'. No need to endanger people because you're a jerkoff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:23pm
  • ...and this is why i hate living in jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:13pm
  • wootwoot new jersey!!! 908 is union county too. im guessin ur a rutgers student...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:27am
  • hahahahahahaha ohh 908. i love jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:11pm
  • @2:17 when else would you send a text that you really shouldn't? This is the whole point of this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:19pm
  • 908 is union county too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:53pm
  • yeahhh monmouth county! this one hits close to home so i'm gonna have to give you a good night. p.s. driving high is way more safe than driving drunk... not that either are good... but when you're high you're paranoid and think every car is a cop car. don't listen to the haters, 908. next time, i got shotgun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:44pm
  • You're going to get someone killed. You're lucky you haven't already. Knock if off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:20pm
  • i'm sick of the texts where the punchline is fuck im high or fuck im drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:17pm
  • Get off the road assclown

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:32pm
  • good to know these people are on my roads. if you get high and drive, fine. if you text and drive, fine. DONT F'ING DO BOTH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:27pm
  • i hate driving when I'm high, but I am definitely not willing to give up smoking weed. And I am definitely not willing to give up being able to go anywhere. Conundrum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Also somerset county! Speaking of which, is that you alex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:57pm
  • @6:42 correction: whoever drives like an assclown while high needs all of that. its just like alcohol: if you cant function, dont fucking drive. if you're fine, you're fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Get the fuck off the road douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:10am
  • i hate route 18. i love driving high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:58pm
  • @2:19- I like texts where the people are high or drunk, I just don't like that being the only funny part of the text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Whoever drives while high needs to get their license taken away and their fucking head bashed in for about 2 days straight... within inches of their life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:42pm
  • 1:16 you're a fucking douchebag and need to control that pothead ego of yours. You may think and feel you're invincible when you're high, but you don't have as great of an awareness of your surroundings BECAUSE YOU ARE HIGH. If it didn't affect you, you wouldn't be high, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:02am
  • this idiot's demise is inevitable. here's hoping they don't take innocent people with them when it happens. chances are they'll be high AND texting when they drive into the embankment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:54pm
  • yeahhh THIS is what im talking about when people tell other people to stop drinking and start smoking cause smokings ~safer. different effects on everyone, asshole and i know im safer drunk than i am high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:40am
  • Hah. I do that all the time. So good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:13pm
  • Texting while driving AND high? Get off the road, asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:29pm
  • fuck yea the best cruises are on 18. jerseyyyyyy<3

    Submitted by kissmekait on Mar 5, 10 at 4:03pm
  • quit putting other people in danger don't be fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:20am
  • yea Monmouth County! Best place to live

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:33pm
  • lol route 18 blows. but driving high is the best :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:44pm
  • stop driving asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:39pm
  • i think this is hilarious and everyone makes silly mistakes when they're high. it's all in good fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:33am
  • Jersey <3 and 18 is ballllin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:06pm
  • 908 is hunterdon county too, tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:49pm
  • This post made me smirk due to the latter text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:47pm
  • That's pretty fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:59pm
  • Summits where it's at way to keep it real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:02pm