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  • Submitted by Yeep on Jul 18, 13 at 12:23pm

    The word cavernous comes to mind.

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      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Jul 18, 13 at 9:15pm

      Magnum condoms are the same size as regular ones. Glad to see marketing works on everyone though.

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        Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jul 19, 13 at 7:42am

        Wrong. Magnums are longer, wider and have more head room than regular condoms. They're not "elepant-huge" in difference, but they do offer a degree of comfort regular condoms don't.

  • Submitted by spek10 on Jul 18, 13 at 3:41pm

    Hard to go down on a cereal bowl

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    Submitted by 666daBEAST on Jul 18, 13 at 5:39pm

    Meanwhile when guys say no fat chicks they're assholes. Right

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    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 18, 13 at 6:56pm

    so chicks can have dick standards, but guys can't have waist size standards. what a crock of shit

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    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Jul 18, 13 at 6:46pm

    If your going to be a whore, at least be a decent whore. I love dicks of all sizes.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 18, 13 at 7:38pm

    Your vag must hang like a wizard's sleeve.

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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jul 18, 13 at 12:59pm

    It's all good until it slides off inside you and he doesn't store.

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    Submitted by thirrteen on Jul 18, 13 at 3:30pm

    Hotdog down a hallway

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    Submitted by ScorpioAllDay on Jul 18, 13 at 12:24pm

    Oh hush. Don't be jealous. That's actually an excellent idea.

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    Submitted by cwelkman on Jul 18, 13 at 12:42pm

    Nasty whore

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    Submitted by sonicdeathmonkey on Jul 20, 13 at 3:21pm

    i love this chick. one girl has a disdain about something a guy can't fix and now she's suddenly every bad name in the book. yet men can choose women based on face, waist size, breast size, height, wtf ever and it's perfectly normal and acceptable. all you slut-sayers probably have small dicks

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    Submitted by tspencer227 on Jul 19, 13 at 11:31am

    Why can't more women be this thoughtful and considerate?

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 18, 13 at 5:31pm

    Right? If he doesn't fit in magnums he doesn't fit!

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    Submitted by slctater on Jul 19, 13 at 8:11am

    Hotdog down a hallway wins here.

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    Submitted by girlsRbumd on Jul 19, 13 at 2:58pm

    I'm going with "at least it will make shoving a kid out of that hallway when one of them knocks you up" comment.

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    Submitted by TheNorwegian on Jul 22, 13 at 8:20am

    so, you're saying girls don't choose guys based on face, height, weight, etc? please. why don't you teach the class about natural human instinct? this should be good.

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    Submitted by clarrimore on Sep 25, 13 at 10:43pm

    ha. umm whore?

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 5, 13 at 2:34pm

    Waist size can change, dick size cannot once you've reached your mid-20s. You might gain half an inch surgically, but the risks involved outweigh the benefits.