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  • The word cavernous comes to mind.

    Submitted by Yeep on Jul 18, 13 at 12:23pm
    • Magnum condoms are the same size as regular ones. Glad to see marketing works on everyone though.

      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Jul 18, 13 at 9:15pm
      • Wrong. Magnums are longer, wider and have more head room than regular condoms. They're not "elepant-huge" in difference, but they do offer a degree of comfort regular condoms don't.

        Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jul 19, 13 at 7:42am
  • Meanwhile when guys say no fat chicks they're assholes. Right

    Submitted by 666daBEAST on Jul 18, 13 at 5:39pm
  • Hard to go down on a cereal bowl

    Submitted by spek10 on Jul 18, 13 at 3:41pm
  • so chicks can have dick standards, but guys can't have waist size standards. what a crock of shit

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 18, 13 at 6:56pm
  • If your going to be a whore, at least be a decent whore. I love dicks of all sizes.

    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Jul 18, 13 at 6:46pm
  • Your vag must hang like a wizard's sleeve.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 18, 13 at 7:38pm
  • It's all good until it slides off inside you and he doesn't store.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jul 18, 13 at 12:59pm
  • Hotdog down a hallway wins here.

    Submitted by slctater on Jul 19, 13 at 8:11am
  • Nasty whore

    Submitted by cwelkman on Jul 18, 13 at 12:42pm
  • I'm going with "at least it will make shoving a kid out of that hallway when one of them knocks you up" comment.

    Submitted by girlsRbumd on Jul 19, 13 at 2:58pm
  • Hotdog down a hallway

    Submitted by thirrteen on Jul 18, 13 at 3:30pm
  • i love this chick. one girl has a disdain about something a guy can't fix and now she's suddenly every bad name in the book. yet men can choose women based on face, waist size, breast size, height, wtf ever and it's perfectly normal and acceptable. all you slut-sayers probably have small dicks

    Submitted by sonicdeathmonkey on Jul 20, 13 at 3:21pm
  • Oh hush. Don't be jealous. That's actually an excellent idea.

    Submitted by ScorpioAllDay on Jul 18, 13 at 12:24pm
  • Right? If he doesn't fit in magnums he doesn't fit!

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 18, 13 at 5:31pm
  • Why can't more women be this thoughtful and considerate?

    Submitted by tspencer227 on Jul 19, 13 at 11:31am
  • so, you're saying girls don't choose guys based on face, height, weight, etc? please. why don't you teach the class about natural human instinct? this should be good.

    Submitted by TheNorwegian on Jul 22, 13 at 8:20am
  • ha. umm whore?

    Submitted by clarrimore on Sep 25, 13 at 10:43pm
  • Waist size can change, dick size cannot once you've reached your mid-20s. You might gain half an inch surgically, but the risks involved outweigh the benefits.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 5, 13 at 2:34pm