i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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The word cavernous comes to mind.
Magnum condoms are the same size as regular ones. Glad to see marketing works on everyone though.
Wrong. Magnums are longer, wider and have more head room than regular condoms. They're not "elepant-huge" in difference, but they do offer a degree of comfort regular condoms don't.
Meanwhile when guys say no fat chicks they're assholes. Right
Hard to go down on a cereal bowl
so chicks can have dick standards, but guys can't have waist size standards. what a crock of shit
If your going to be a whore, at least be a decent whore. I love dicks of all sizes.
Your vag must hang like a wizard's sleeve.
It's all good until it slides off inside you and he doesn't store.
Hotdog down a hallway
Hotdog down a hallway wins here.
I'm going with "at least it will make shoving a kid out of that hallway when one of them knocks you up" comment.
Oh hush. Don't be jealous. That's actually an excellent idea.
Why can't more women be this thoughtful and considerate?
Right? If he doesn't fit in magnums he doesn't fit!
i love this chick. one girl has a disdain about something a guy can't fix and now she's suddenly every bad name in the book. yet men can choose women based on face, waist size, breast size, height, wtf ever and it's perfectly normal and acceptable. all you slut-sayers probably have small dicks
so, you're saying girls don't choose guys based on face, height, weight, etc? please. why don't you teach the class about natural human instinct? this should be good.
ha. umm whore?
Waist size can change, dick size cannot once you've reached your mid-20s. You might gain half an inch surgically, but the risks involved outweigh the benefits.