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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?

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I get to be your mom.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR

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(773): View more from Illinois

I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did

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