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(415): View more from California

I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day

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(845): View more from New York

Because ur a stupid bitch

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Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.

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