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(978): View more from Massachusetts

The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous

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(970): View more from Colorado

If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.

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(416): View more from Ontario

Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up

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(989): View more from Michigan

I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day

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(214): View more from Texas

She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod

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