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(703): View more from Virginia

I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

oh god was she eating orange peels again

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(204): View more from Manitoba

You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.

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(330): View more from Ohio

So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.

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(813): View more from Florida

It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.

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(619): View more from California

im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.

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