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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.

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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series

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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.

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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size

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(519): View more from Ontario

Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.

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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science

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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...

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...it didn't...

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