i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.