Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • I'm at work right now and I totally just went downstairs to buy Twizzlers because of this post. I haven't had this shit in ages - so good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:01pm
  • totally did this for my last semesters finals. wrote a 14 pg paper on art history stayed up all night drew a family tree on the back with a ruler went to breakfast didnt eat and went thru 2 packs of newports........... it felt amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:01am
  • I just found out all you need to go to prison is a little baggie of illegal drugs. Yayyyyyyyy college!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:24pm
  • I think I almost ODed on monster last night typin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Twizzlers are the shit, but this is random bullshit... Everyone knows you have absolutely no appetite when you take them... Nice try candyass...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Am I the only one sick of adderall jokes? Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Shutthefuckup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:42pm
  • Idk who your calling a dumbass. I sure as hell know I'm gonna be on the adult aderall in big girl world and I also sure as hell know that you probably havnt been on the presidents list for the past 4 semesters like I have because of it. Don't be jealous that you can't party and succeed at the same time like some people..I think your the dumbshit for not for not taking advantage of what's being offered

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:05am
  • Wet pork rind filled vag. Drizzled with musk and dipped in taco grease. I would.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:26pm
  • I would die without adderall, but I actually do have ADD abd am scripted it...my attention span is 5 mins long when it's something interesting so...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Adam? is this you? haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:33pm
  • seriously, 12:15? You need adderall for HIGHSCHOOL? good fucking luck in college, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:59am
  • Your goddamn right 12:42. Seriously quit with the fucking adderall bullshit already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:32pm
  • adderall and coppenhagen is how real men do it, and for everyone knocking it you grow a fucking pair and work 55 hours a week as a logger and take 18 credit hours

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:09am
  • totes for Fisch's class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Ahhhhhh tis the season for finals...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:47pm
  • Three best things in a highschoolers life: Adderall money sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:15am
  • HAHA, I went through the same thing yesterday! I wrote a 9 page paper in 5 hours. Thanks to adderall and gum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:32pm
  • Wrong. Adderall and cigarettes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:32pm
  • There are more adderall posts than anything. If you all can't get through college without adderall I'm scared for our future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:43pm
  • I'd rather do coke... it's more social than popping pills.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:21am
  • 10:27 yes FOR FISCH'S CLASS! That's gotta be it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:09am
  • I prefer fruity mentoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Rock the f!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:08am
  • Adderall sucks. Grow a set and do some real shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:22pm
  • It truly focuses me. win.

    Submitted by karate1974 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:36pm
  • You've obviously never written a paper before, though I'd go with Twizzlers, caffeine, and the most random music on your iTunes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:24am
  • It's funny you should say that 5:36 since I've been diagnosed ADD since I was in 4th grade and I'm now 21. So yea...people who actually need it huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:34pm
  • dude this was honestly the WORST adderall text i've seen...if you are going to represent 317 make sure your text is funny as shit and let the adderall experts send their own texts in...thanks...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:46pm
  • If only I could do this, sadly adderall makes my vision blurry.. although maybe the problem is I've been crushing them up and snorting them

    Submitted by MDMT45 on Dec 6, 10 at 10:26pm
  • I've been on adderall for years and never in my life would i pick twizzlers out of all the food in the world to make this joke "funny"...or even to represent all someone needs to write a paper...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:49pm
  • FINALLY! faith in humanity is restored. someone CAN spell this drug...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:26pm