I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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I'm at work right now and I totally just went downstairs to buy Twizzlers because of this post. I haven't had this shit in ages - so good.
totally did this for my last semesters finals. wrote a 14 pg paper on art history stayed up all night drew a family tree on the back with a ruler went to breakfast didnt eat and went thru 2 packs of newports........... it felt amazing
I think I almost ODed on monster last night typin
I just found out all you need to go to prison is a little baggie of illegal drugs. Yayyyyyyyy college!
Twizzlers are the shit, but this is random bullshit... Everyone knows you have absolutely no appetite when you take them... Nice try candyass...
Am I the only one sick of adderall jokes? Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Shutthefuckup.
Idk who your calling a dumbass. I sure as hell know I'm gonna be on the adult aderall in big girl world and I also sure as hell know that you probably havnt been on the presidents list for the past 4 semesters like I have because of it. Don't be jealous that you can't party and succeed at the same time like some people..I think your the dumbshit for not for not taking advantage of what's being offered
Wet pork rind filled vag. Drizzled with musk and dipped in taco grease. I would.
I would die without adderall, but I actually do have ADD abd am scripted it...my attention span is 5 mins long when it's something interesting so...
seriously, 12:15? You need adderall for HIGHSCHOOL? good fucking luck in college, dumbass.
Adam? is this you? haha
Your goddamn right 12:42. Seriously quit with the fucking adderall bullshit already.
Three best things in a highschoolers life:
Adderall money sex
totes for Fisch's class.
adderall and coppenhagen is how real men do it, and for everyone knocking it you grow a fucking pair and work 55 hours a week as a logger and take 18 credit hours
Ahhhhhh tis the season for finals...
I'd rather do coke... it's more social than popping pills.
HAHA, I went through the same thing yesterday! I wrote a 9 page paper in 5 hours. Thanks to adderall and gum.
Wrong. Adderall and cigarettes.
There are more adderall posts than anything. If you all can't get through college without adderall I'm scared for our future.
Rock the f!
10:27 yes FOR FISCH'S CLASS! That's gotta be it.
I prefer fruity mentoes
You've obviously never written a paper before, though I'd go with Twizzlers, caffeine, and the most random music on your iTunes.
Adderall sucks. Grow a set and do some real shit.
It truly focuses me. win.
It's funny you should say that 5:36 since I've been diagnosed ADD since I was in 4th grade and I'm now 21. So yea...people who actually need it huh?
dude this was honestly the WORST adderall text i've seen...if you are going to represent 317 make sure your text is funny as shit and let the adderall experts send their own texts in...thanks...
If only I could do this, sadly adderall makes my vision blurry.. although maybe the problem is I've been crushing them up and snorting them
I've been on adderall for years and never in my life would i pick twizzlers out of all the food in the world to make this joke "funny"...or even to represent all someone needs to write a paper...
FINALLY! faith in humanity is restored. someone CAN spell this drug...