I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.