i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.