i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....