Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.