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(607): View more from New York

I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

happy early fathers day!!!

(829): View more from Dominican Rep

im not a father

(843): View more from South Carolina

about that...

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(409): View more from Texas

Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.

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(319): View more from Iowa

just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...

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(443): View more from Maryland

she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex

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